Adam and Aneri mourn a relatively uneventful trip back home to Wisconsin, Danielle L. gets to look at cookies on her date, Nick doesn't understand how to use a library, ABC is officially out of concert budget, Raven treats us to the least eventful televised date in history and there's going to be a girl fight next week!

Adam and Taylor welcome another Robinson to the show for this season's first Friend Zone, Corinne mixes sexual metaphors, Howie's last name is one letter now, Vanessa is going to have the worst televised dates of the season, Rachel leans too hard at the finish and 12-year-old Adam's letters to ABC are unearthed.

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Adam and Taylor take one long trip down the End of the Road, Liz is an ameezing person with an ameezing television career, it's Corinne's bra and Nick is just living in it, Nick mumbles swshths nrthingsg in the yacht tub, yeah buoy, Adam has an addiction, Taylor struggles with pronunciation, ABC is already getting drunk off their To Be Continued power and by the way, someone found a dead body.

Adam and Taylor can't understand the words that are coming out of Nick's mouth, Alexis has a lot to learn about marine life, this season is going to be about Corinne, Nick was born during the Carter administration, Rachel has a massive early lead and this keyboard is about to break because of Danielle L-induced drool.

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Adam and Taylor invite you to hate watch Nick's descent into another inevitable public breakup, you get invited to join us in the Fantasy Suite, some of the women are already standing out and the staff did a bang-up job on the intro/outro audio this season.

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Adam and Taylor cover the lowlights of the worst finale possible, JoJo's family meets the guys and then throws their opinions away, Robby has seen the Notebook enough times to sound fake romantic, Jordan meets the bare legal minimum for interest in another person and (surprise!) someone on reality TV chooses fame over everything else.

Adam and Kurtis record from a secret new location, Nick B. jumps out of nowhere to fight for a dubious new award, Chad Chad Chad Chad Chad Chad, Luke smolders his way into the lead in the Bachelor race, Wells reads books, Chase reads ....... people, this whole season got away from us and Kurtis makes a very bald prediction.

Libby and Taylor are just about as speechless as Luke over this episode, JoJo and the bros venture to Thailand to stay in the same place the show has ventured at least twice before, Robbie wears white after Labor Day, Jordan plays David Caruso in Jade, Chase has a rage explosion that makes Taylor want to call him later, and we head into the finale with two of the worst guys alive.

Adam and Taylor tackle Jordan Rogers' bachelorability in the Friend Zone, JoJo's vulnerability is that she is attracted to vulnerability, Chase said something!, Jordan's whole family spends a date pretending his brother isn't Aaron Rodgers, Robby's family tree is a spider web, and whatever your problems are, they aren't getting better.

Adam and Taylor mourn the end of the nontraditional bachelors, Alex is 37 pounds of rage, James Taylor has kind eyes, SPOILER ALERT: no one needs spoilers anymore, have you ever heard of "bronies"?, Jordan addresses the elephant in the room, ABC ran out of money somewhere and JoJo's love language is vulnerability.