Adam and Taylor talk about the elephant in the room and try to get there ... wherever that is, Matt's mom is serving the animated feature film Rio, Adam starts talking about his minors again, everyone is afraid of snakes, there's confusion about how many people are involved in a "Lincoln Douglas" debate and we meet our new Bachelorette(s).

Meet Matt's brother, John The Scorpio (not Scorpion, my bad): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HMozkIvEc4&ab_channel=JohntheScorpio

Adam and Taylor sit down with Matt and his dad and neither of them want to be there, Michelle cooks herself into an oatmeal raisin cookie, we're reminded that this is a show about people getting engaged it doesn't matter what happens after that, subtle messaging is best and Rachael reminds us that age and maturity aren't the same thing.

Adam and Taylor reminisce about when this show was fun, Amy Adams makes an appearance (but Taylor didn't like it), we missed three dates that were actually amazing to talk about more useless drama, Adam goes empathetic for a minute, previously unaired chicken wing content emerges and bold predictions went into Adam's brain and disintegrated.

Adam and Taylor get back (really?, another back pun?) to normal with hometown dates, fraternal twins are just brothers, Matt is probably wearing a thong, there needs to be a minimum age for skydiving instructors, she's just noot that into you and no matter what, we'll mend your broken heart together.

Adam and Taylor count off the list of women that didn't make it to hometowns—spoiler alert: it's a half dozen, Heather's close to losing her rental minivan deposit, Matt may want a confident woman but his chemicals can't help what he's into, Taylor almost forgot that Adam almost died, the private concerts get a little bit more melanin, and when you're not around, I'm always thinking about you.

Adam and Taylor discuss the merits of the MCU, Adam tells a story about growing up and hunching over, the subjective version of truth is not the same as living in a multiverse, nature is serving nighttime, the Rachel sound effect makes some dramatic appearances, Taylor's favorite white trash dream himbo Tyler Cameron is back and did you hear that we're getting close to hometowns?

Adam and Taylor discuss the end (?) of the toxic house environment, Victoria doesn't know what "context" means but isn't afraid to discuss it, Taylor discusses her taste for himbos, everyone is getting along but no one means it and sometimes the best way to play is to sit this one out.

The Journalist and the Pharma Bro: https://www.elle.com/life-love/a35021224/martin-shkreli-christie-smythe-pharma-bro-journalist/

What did Armie Hammer do? https://www.glamour.com/story/why-is-armie-hammer-trending-on-twitter

Adam and Taylor see what happens when five strangers move in with the OGs and everyone stops being quarantined and starts being real ... mean to each other, Anna can't keep her literal or figurative mouth closed, Victoria goes back to the dark side, Michelle and Matt are too tall for all this tiny drama and it pays to stay out of the fray.

Sex and the City - "Something Bad Happened?!": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ6nS6E2f6o&ab_channel=CarlaJohnson

Kim's dress. It actually IS a two piece: https://withjean.com/products/naomi-set-geo

Adam and Taylor decide what we're going to do about this haircut, Sarah goes two full rounds against 19 women with a brief (but wonderful) Serena P halftime breather, Adam gives some advice for your next erotic fan fiction, Victoria switches sides and Matt starts making progressively worse mistakes.

Editors note: Ashley Benson is currently dating G-Easy. Benson was with Cara Delevingne from June 2019 - April 2020.

Adam and Taylor take off their shirts so they can plug in this microphone and start podcasting, Bri's mom is old enough to be her sister, the producers are gesturing too hard with Victoria, the dry cleaning bill on those wedding dresses is going to be insane, Sarah disrespects the birthplace of aviation and there sure is a lot of Jesus and his pops.