Adam and Taylor believe that Clare believes in illusions, whether they're created by Dale or not, there's a first date that absolutely has to end in a proposal, Clare's engagements are easier the second time around, the guys get a second chance at love inside the bubble, the musical guests leave a lot to be desired and the whole game is over ... or is it?!

Watch The Boy Band Con on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcCRs0Ic3FI&list=LLvqSBlX4VYNgVimV1rvTeIw&index=976

Adam and Taylor watch 20 guys watch Clare watch Dale, Zach J stands still into a trap, Clare is allergic to roast, the vibe cannot be repaired and please sample the rest of the buffet.

More on Yosef: https://twitter.com/RealitySteve/status/1319292485613412353

Adam and Taylor relive the morning after, the boys leave their rooms to try to take home a glowing piece of that radical rock, Canada Brandon can't dodge a ball but does dodge the rules, Clare got her psychology minor by giving highlights to unsuspecting women across Sacramento and the newest sex cult finds new members who are Definitely Onto Something and willing to provide collateral.

Adam, Taylor and Busy lock down a bizarre new season that's a little bit ugly and a little bit rock 'n' roll. Clare and her fellas get tested for COVID on the resort, the dogs (real and hypothetical) are out, our researchers are still working even while we're remote, and the game is pretty much over once Dale gets out of the limo.

Need the worksheet? Download it here: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1A6vlCFIYxSVWx7gPoz3isGOm5vqqUBux/view?usp=sharing

Adam and Taylor put together the timeline of two falsely consecutive live shows, the producers ruin a human person's life for our entertainment, Chris Harrison makes it worse, some people trade joy for power and we all witness the birth of a modern monster.

Adam and Taylor finally get to meet Jason's son and tell him some average candy wrapper jokes, Melissa aces her first mom test, Molly controls every person associated with the show (baby), Jason's mind and body get pulled in different directions and someone actually wins the whole thing but it's not the end.

Adam and Taylor recap a show about recapping a show, Chris Harrison takes the winky personal questions a few bases too far, you are administered the world's first audio glaucoma test, welcome to the klerb, no one knows why Natalie is here and the women are pretty quiet for a tell-all.

Adam and Taylor celebrate how far 25 to Life has carried television, no one wears any scarves, Jillian skates into the friend zoon and stays there, Molly goes on a date that suggests the wrong metaphor and Melissa opens up new unanswered questions about her mysterious parents.

The Devil Wears Prada: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja2fgquYTCg

Adam and Taylor cross the border and scarf up to go to Jillian's hoose, Jason draws Molly like one of his French girls, unthinkable bad things keep finding a way to happen to Naomi's hometown date and the facade around Melissa's imaginary parents begins to crumble.

Adam and Taylor use technology from the year 3000 to welcome Carp into the friend zone, ABC does the bare minimum to cast a black Bachelor, Melissa puts the racecar bed in neutral for her motherhood test run, Molly is a 100% guaranteed man eater but J loves it and it's so convenient that everyone has exactly the right degree to talk about these things.

ABC's diversity lawsuit: https://www.npr.org/2012/10/16/162992776/a-judge-dismisses-the-bachelor-discrimination-lawsuit-but-not-its-concerns