Adam and Taylor are making Nikki nervous just writing this episode description 11 years later, Molly slow-motion dunks on the entire house, all the girls dress in their bezt "going out" topz to meet Zenon, Stephanie church kisses her way into a rose and it's been exactly four weeks since we all showed up, you do the math.

Adam and Taylor throw on a few scarves to talk about Adam's new underground black market quarantine haircut, Stephanie wears everything she owns to her 1:1 date, this group date is the most humane way to request that a woman undress and there's an open secret about Natalie that even Chris Harrison is in on.

Watch LA to Vegas: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1mg2qahjBE

Remember Kate Voegele?: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x99d71

Adam and Taylor have an announcement about how you can listen to the show, 2009 called and it wants those scarves back, Jason's personalty can only be analyzed correctly by someone with a minor in psychology, Jillian low maintenances her way into an early lead, this episode is more or less a televised buffet and can you pop into this bedroom for a chat real quick?

Adam and Taylor surprise you with a brand new show about an old season of the Bachelor, we all remember 2009 as a weird time in history when no one really knew what was attractive (eyebrows? posture?), 40% of the contestants get eliminated but it's probably not enough and there's a famous twist ending (eventually).

Look at Jason's bachelorettes: https://drive.google.com/open?id=123lz65GYF57bYXW1cEjF4VAf6ZfboHEt

What does your favorite hot dog condiment say about you? https://www.sweetyhigh.com/read/hot-dog-condiments-personality-071017

Going out tops go out on top: https://www.thecut.com/2018/10/going-out-tops.html

Adam and Taylor continue the quarantine series with lists of their 10 favorite female contestants through the first 14 seasons of podcasting. Wash your hands.

Follow along with the worksheet: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1GkE_jqQtIv5goZNeGXkXYs_heownuCu6

(Instagram links don't work, but you can search on your own)

Adam and Taylor poke their heads out of a COVID-19 bunker to discuss their favorite men of the first 14 seasons of podcasting.

Download the worksheet to follow along: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1R9JQ08ukUiFqCbsUWtrJUSHoXTs5IoF6

(Instagram links don't work, but you can search on your own)

Adam and Taylor finish the season in tears, Peter 100% proposes to Hannah Ann (bless her heart) but he only means it about 10%, the filming timeline gives her plenty of time to script a breakup, Madison has no reason to give this a second shot and Peter's mom is unbelievably mean for no reason.

Adam and Taylor take a trip to the part of Australia that kills all visitors, Hannah Ann is unremarkably pleasant, Madison like literally isn't doing great right now, Peter's family is surprisingly encouraging of his unforgivable lifestyle and Peter's mom can't keep doing this.

John Mulaney's why buy the cow jokes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=402f1rffWUk

Adam and Taylor are full of grapes and discuss the new bachelorette and how totally appropriate she is, we take a second vacation back to Australia to watch time pass slowly, Madison really doesn't want to be here, Hannah Ann really doesn't know where she is, Kelsey cries more, no one goes to paradise and there's 30 seconds of real-life TV audio that has honestly not been edited at all.

Season 2 audio here: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1LCUvTKE-jBpYziFLMlrjB9t8C_bPL8RI?usp=sharing

Adam and Taylor contrast what Madison thinks she said in the Big Ultimatum Discussion vs. what she actually said, the waves like crash down like on Hannah Ann's like inside exploration, Victoria doesn't like know, Peter slept with everyone but wants us all to understand how difficult that was and look at how skinny and tan you are!!!!!