JenniTyriqThat mayochup and kranchBarry ToppingMagic ShellHot Sauce by Just Jameshttps://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/hot_sauce_889972Video games where you put toppings on thingsThe temptation of bad ice cream toppingsThe game where you go into your uncle's nipple and find a tiny heart. Isles of Sea and Sky.A block pushy game.Toppings that are just recombinations of existing toppings. Switching sriracha brands for labor relations reasons.Combining all the soda flavors because you're an iconoclast and suffering because the flavor is worse but it's worth it.Getting a squeeze bottle so you can drizzle sauces like on TV.Getting pre-ruined peanut butters so you don't need to worry about ruining it any further. Buying peanut butter because you no longer live with someone who is allergic to nuts.Intrusive and non-intrusive seeds. Condiment combinations sticking in your head for decades. Ketchup and something that's kind of like a thing you might know but might not.Almost Pickles: It's Just Cucumbers. Harmless Coconut Water. Cranch: ranch dressing that that comes out of the can in a wobbly cylinder like cranberry sauce.Barry Hilary Valentine Topping.Paradise Killer.Walking into court sipping your Starbucks latte.Hopping around a beach and looking at a vaporwave pyramid.Collecting skate tapes, just like Mario does.Bails hurt scores, Mario!Street Uni X.The Tony Hawk soundtrack except slightly more a Lilith Fair. Enjoying a bad N64 camera enough for the two of us. The thing you squirt onto your ice cream. Making your own counterfeit Kranch at home in a bottle with Kranch written on it in crayon.The Cheese Remains Saucy.Getting a boba tea for $17 outside of LA.Taking the very worst bite out of your mother in law's ice cream cone.Working out your jaw muscles until you can eat the entire ice cream cone in one bite.Eating 16 pints of ice cream in six minutes. Screaming at ice cream until it teleports into your belly.Admonishing your readers that hot sauce would not make a good wife. Stealing the pelt of a selkie but she always wants to go back to the ocean. Selkie for a wife vs. ice cream for a wife. ASMRtistry.Spices of life.Using a food metaphor to describe the metaphorical nature to food.Three pop songs that compare women to food.A topic that is floating around in the the collective unconscious.Sriracha sorbet.A flight of tea-flavored ice creams.Sentient hot sauce putting itself on things you don't usually put hot sauce on.Salamander County Public Television.A Wario Ware that's a little bit QWOP.The Pancake/Burger/Bacon trilogy. An interactive thing where you put food into space.The American Portion Gun.Put things on things.Video games with hamburger building elements.A fast food simulator where you solve all the horror game problems that you're in.Whether board games count as video games since you can see them. Vidus Gamus.Livin' la Video Game Loca.Learning how to recover from mistakes.Putting an entire Snickers bar in your cup of Sriracha and the clerk just shakes his head.Asking the froyo guy to arrange the gummy worms "artfully. Like how I would if I could reach in there nyself. In fact why do I need to order, just give me the froyo that I want!"All the Mistake Blizzards you can eat.Nerds Butterfinger Mistake Blizzard.Putting barbecue sauce on vanilla ice cream because you're out or chocolate sauce. What's your favorite cheese to put on Pop-Tarts?The Ambies for Excellence in Audio.How to make more of the red liquid they found in the black sarcophagus.
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