Topic Lords

251. Organs Experiencing Red Shift


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Lords:

  • Erica
  • Casey
  • Topics:

    • Isn't it great to have a coelom?
    • Solving problems by waiting for another bigger problem to occur and override the previous problem
    • Mammals learning to eat cephalopods
      • https://crookedtimber.org/2024/03/16/occasional-paper-when-armor-met-lips/
      • A Narrow Fellow in the Grass, by Emily Dickinson
        • https://www.poetryoutloud.org/poem/a-narrow-fellow-in-the-grass-1096/
        • Personal project retrospectives
        • Microtopics:

          • That thing you just heard.
          • Assigning your new hire an office.
          • Plugging over a million leaking gas and oil wells in West Texas.
          • The Topic Lords Promise.
          • A bag that your organs sit in.
          • Undifferentiated tissues.
          • How dissecting an earthworm is different from dissecting a gummy worm.
          • Inflating your coelom in order to take out your spleen.
          • Organisms with high diseectability.
          • The anti-coelom lobby.
          • Undifferentiated tubes of goo that get depression.
          • The gummy worm future we're all looking forward to.
          • Fluid things going on in the organism.
          • A car that has a huge dent in it and it doesn't matter because the car still gets around no problem.
          • Good car ideas.
          • A bad thing happening but it's not your fault.
          • Buying your house in a point and clock adventure online.
          • Rediscovering all the things you have stored at your parent's house.
          • Multi-episode Topic Lords story arcs.
          • Which colored stripes are on Wikipedia's Non-Notable Flag.
          • The Topic Lords explainer episode where everyone finds out what this show is about.
          • Serial Podcast Monogamy.
          • Podcast guilt.
          • Discussing all the same topics as the last episode with no self-awareness.
          • Non-Stop Coelom Celebration.
          • My own very special walking bag of guts.
          • Evolving cheek muscles to suck meat out of a spiral shell.
          • Losing your baby lips.
          • What it's like to eat a planarian.
          • Cephalopods that have evolved to eat mammals.
          • The giant squid that have never been seen alive.
          • The colossal squid vs. the giant squid.
          • Finding a mobius strip solution so borh your flag and your neighbor'a flag can be biggest.
          • Our flag that represents limpness will be your downfall.
          • Non-stop sensationalized documentaries about North Korea.
          • Opening the border to North Korea so we can finally interview the people about the colossal squid.
          • Emily Dickinson slipping into Yoda Speak.
          • Being too busy reading to understand what you're reading.
          • Whether the Emily Dickinson poem about the snake is actually about a snake or about a dick or both.
          • It's coming at your feet! It likes a boggy acre!
          • A polysexual attitude towards nature.
          • Emily Dickinson making thousands of attempts to fix the Gilligan's Island theme.
          • Herman Melville describing Moby Dick as "the Ebon Whale" because he didn't have Wikipedia.
          • Moby Dick annotated by biologists who explain why all the whale facts are wrong.
          • Game Developers doing a "post-mortem" of projects that are ongoing.
          • Befunge.
          • Clojure and other Lisps.
          • Watching your own programming livestreams to learn how to learn better.
          • A huge block of text off to the side that tells you how to play the game.
          • Fine-grained tactical mistakes.
          • Why people keep telling game developers to learn to ship a game.
          • The most significant barrier between you and putting a work of art out in the world.
          • Inventing metrics for success for game engines that never ship.
          • Rewriting your game engine to have cooler tech but be way harder to make levels for.
          • Modern Jim-Style Content.
          • Artists trash talking their own work while they're showing it to you.
          • A sign on your forehead reading "ask me about my severely negative feedback."
          • The George W. Bush childhood home.
          • A community built on everyone's shared desire to leave.
          • The ethic of owning a shotgun.
          • The last of the Midland Odessa complaining.
          • Big Bend and Carlsbad Caverns.
          • An airport full of ads for oil wells and oil well accessories.
          • The Chris Kyle American Sniper Memorial.
          • A plaque on a sculpture explaining whether the flag represents a penis.
          • Everything's a dick if you squint hard enough.
          • An assassin of federal judges.
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