Topic Lords

253. A Unified Theory Of Hot Dog Preference


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Lords:

  • Wacy
    • https://www.youtube.com/@WacyandChris
    • Chris
      • https://twitter.com/mrchrislhall
      • Topics:

        • Difficulties with long term traveling
        • Norway
        • Why don't they have novelty whipped cream
        • The Dirt Man Song, by Carter Vail
          • https://genius.com/Carter-vail-dirt-man-lyrics
          • Microtopics:

            • Specialty pour over filter coffee.
            • A very deep rabbit hole of discovery of flavors.
            • Drink the Machine: a Clean Metallic Flavor.
            • Wacy and Chris.
            • Chris or sounds like Chris.
            • Living near your friends and family and being able to see them any time you want.
            • Spot-it.
            • Explaining what "on air" means to someone who has never listened to the radio.
            • Why are flickering lights creepy?
            • Getting Winston ready for swim class.
            • The pressure to hyper-optimize.
            • Being in the place where you are all the time.
            • The world: it's really big and really full of stuff.
            • How to exist in a city where you don't speak the language.
            • Things you don't feel like maximizing.
            • Grocery store bagged salads.
            • Countries that are known for salads.
            • Eating nothing but pickled fish and salty licorice during your trip even though you hate both.
            • Being delighted by mediocre sushi.
            • How many times Topic Lords has been downloaded in Osaka.
            • Modern New-Age Scandinavian Food.
            • Gas station hot dogs in Norway.
            • Ordering a big slab of My Girlfriend is Not Hungry.
            • Ways Norway is familiar to Americans.
            • Walking around kicking the glaciers.
            • Bikepackers.
            • Giant highway ferries with six lanes of traffic.
            • Brown Cheese Waffles.
            • Daylight all night long.
            • Normal people going outside and walking their dogs at 1am.
            • The song that plays with the baby raccoon spinning in a circle.
            • A country that is extremely serious about tunnels.
            • Opening up your windows to let the cave air in.
            • Visiting the Arctic circle in the winter.
            • Good ideas, like Pesto Whipped Cream.
            • Orange Cream Whipped Cream.
            • The toothpaste tubes with the colored wedges.
            • Birthday Cake Coffee Creamer.
            • Guava-flavored beer foam.
            • Coffee creamer except for beer.
            • Chefs seeking out the worst food so they can understand exactly why it's bad.
            • The Friendly's Cone Head.
            • The Bad-Interesting Food Spectrum.
            • Sleep regression, or more generally how you don't always keep forward progress.
            • Why kids become picky eaters.
            • Replicating the texture of uncooked hot dog in a novelty whipped cream.
            • What whippets are for.
            • Original flavorless N2O tanks.
            • Using the word for amyl nitrite that signifies that you are a VCR owner and not a drug user.
            • How to not become dirt in the dirt lair.
            • The dirt man's tithe.
            • Lying to your kid about cosmology.
            • Pretending to believe the little lies as practice for believing big lies.
            • Reminding your mom to make a leprechaun trap.
            • Making fake boot prints to convince your kids that god is real.
            • Reindeer food. (It's just hay.)
            • All the years you didn't keep dirt under your pillow.
            • The dirt man's dirt man taking you even deeper down.
            • Lots of great places where the dirt man can be found.
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