Ryanhttps://www.instagram.com/ryanikeaudio/AliciaHow do I ask people what they're into without sounding like a pervert?Arctic Expeditions and the stupid beauty of man's hubrisAsterix Parkhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parc_Astérixhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK3Yr80lPOYI Won't Call You Pretty, by L.E. Bowmanhttps://media24.fireside.fm/file/fireside-uploads-2024/images/3/3597ddeb-e52e-4cda-a59c-c64600489fea/tghmy9KF.pngI sent this poem to my wife and she immediately responded by writing one addressed to me that was just as good, so, that's the person I married.How to work as a freelance creative without burning yourself out.The me who comes up if you google me.The black egg who knows all.A huge egg with a second smaller egg in it.The chickens who got no credit for inventing the Matrioshka doll.Pluto: still a planet, because a dwarf planet is a kind of planet. Team Moon.Ancient Occult Magicks that you can check out from the library.Giving up on the fairy smut everyone is recommending because it isn't smutty enough.The air I just breathed.One of my Top 5 Zeldas.How many goes you get at being alive.Luring Moongrum into the rolling boulder trap.Bracing to hear about some online stuff.Conference season in the game industry.Meeting someone at a conference and asking them a question that Black Philip would ask.How to Unfuck your Sales.Content you Enjoyed.Who are the coolest hangs in game dev?Working with people you know and trust.The Pervert's Mound.Imagine if I was cool.Wearing a sandwich board with the word "MONOGAMY" on it so the woman you're talking to knows you're not hitting on her.Refusing to answer random innocuous questions so that it's not a tacit admission of guilt when you refuse to discuss an accusation.Birthday bookshop tours.Climbing as an act of disrespect to the mountain.The HMS Terror and the HMS Erebus.Peak British Colonialism.Ignoring the locals' advice about what parts of animals to eat.Sledging around your silverware.Getting lead poisoning from the canned food you brought with you to find the Northwest Passage.A cool pantsless mummy.Paradoxical Undressing.Having a hard time climbing Mount Everest because the path is choked with corpses of white people who blew it.Oops, All Antarctic Ship Crashes.Getting excited about bookshelves again.Stepping forward into whatever the next grift is going to be.Asterix the Gaul.Localizing a book that is full of puns to dozens of different languages.Not getting jokes in the English version of the Simpsons because the Swedish version of the Simpsons uses a completely different set of pop culture references.What would an Asterix theme park look like?Riding in a big inner tube down the lazy river.Elder Millenials learning about Skibidi Toilet.Asterix Park is the world's 12th largest economy.My brain beans are really getting steamed, here.Building an empire on that mustache.Watching POV rollercoaster videos with your five year old.Refusing to get in the sea.Going up to strangers and asking what percentage of the sea is fish piss.Weekend at Bernie's-ing your friend's corpse to Asterix Park.What style of underwear Zeus is wearing today.Who makes Zeus's underwear?Eating the boar sandwich at Asterix Park.Tasting the terror sweat on the wild boar you just hunted down.The little bald kid from the comics page has a theme park??Pirates of the Carabiner.Sailing through a diorama.The theme park ride with the sudden drop into a pool of mercury.The Haunted Garfield Theme Park.DeFuncoland.Jon trying to get with the veterinarian lady he's into and Garfield ruining it.Let's-plays as a service.You won't believe what happens when these Muppets swarm Treasure Island.A movie recap that is 80% of the length of the movie.Flirting tricks.The violence of being struck by Cupid's arrow.Complimenting someone on something they have no control over.Good luck getting any continuity out of me!
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