I'm back, and this surprise episode is serving December chaos with a side of unfiltered fun! With my birthday coming up and holiday madness in full swing, I'm catching up on all the wild thoughts and vibes from my hiatus. Joined by my problematic fav, Brian, we dive into "recycle bin sex," safe sex essentials (shoutout to World AIDS Day), and why oral skills matter in every sense.

On the serious side, we tackle dating as we age, finding value in connections, and staying safe in modern relationships. It's raw, real, and just messy enough to keep it fun. Tune in for all the tea and laughs—you don't want to miss this!

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