JenniChrisAre corporate mascots in US culture age-locked to a generation? I have done no research about thisThe continuation of our species depends on balls being able to taste soy sauceBB-8 changed my tireThe Woodchuck, by Sam Pinkhttps://www.reddit.com/r/Poetry/comments/wg09x5/poem_the_woodchuck_by_sam_pink/Too much dick content for one show. What kind of fetus dong shot engagement you're looking for.When they smear the goo on your belly. Throwing a gender reveal party and the uncle nobody wants around is like "I don't believe you" and you get to whip out the photo of the kid's dick.Shipping a person in Q4.Automating the Omelas kid.The Disney suffering animatronic child asking passers by to walk away from Omelas. Gen Z no longer needing to read The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas because they live in modern society. Gardening in one of the hardest places in the world to garden. What's the grass for? An office park spending millions of gallons of water to maintain a lawn nobody ever walks on or looks at.What if the Omelas kid is a dick? What if they're treating him really well and he just has impossibly high standards and hates everything. An electrical problem that's very pronounced when Jenni turns on the blender. The Golden Age of Corporate Mascots.Undead Corporate Mascots. Trying to find a picture of the Toucan Sam redesign and ending up on Deviant Art.Howard and Nester.Whether American kids will tolerate anime.President of the Nintendo No Fun Club. Spending $200 on the Nintendo hint line trying to solve the last screen in Solstice. An adventure game that's also a platformer where if your toe touches a candle flame it's an instant game over. Inventing terrible camera angles in a 2D game. It's 3D, but on your Speccy!Trusting a YouTube documentary more the longer the video is.Are Domo Kun and Hello Kitty free agents? Cap'n Crunch guest starring in the Star Wars Holiday Special. A Roma who was once helpful.Eating a sandwich and getting the sandwich tattooed on your bicep because.A baby name that Boomer moms love. Remington Steel On At 7PM After Matlock Jones.Getting into a thing with people on Metafilter.POV: when your girlfriend gets you Swedish meatballs at Ikea.Whether Frosthaven is important to the testicles tasting umami story. Vanilloid receptors. Why you can shock your tongue with a 9 volt battery but you can't shock your forearm even if it's wet.The chef with the tiny spoon in your testicles making sure to get the exact right MSG level in your semen. Peppers hacking mammal biology. Seeds who enjoy being digested by birds. The cardioprotective benefit of spicy food.The Ones Who Bring it Back to Omelas.Broccoli evolving into crabs. This is canon: BB-8 drives a 2016 Corolla.Pretending that you are talking to a Youtube audience while you make s sandwich. Just a li'l guy who rolls around on a ball. R2D2: a mean mean man.The floor falling out of the Pinto while you're driving it. A rubber pad with friction stripes on it. Turning it until it feels like you broke it, but you didn't and you have to keep going.After the cake comes out of the oven the recipe stops having steps. How to get help from Linux users. The entire wheel snapping off the axle as you're parking at Camerica Bank.Different car, same maintenance strategy. Driving a car until it can no longer be ontologically be classified as a car.Churchill's Irregulars.Waiting for Peter Jackson to mansplain to you the sound a car makes when the wheel snaps off.Delving too deeply into the Cars cinematic universe. A Mastodon setting that hides all of Jim's BB-8 toots.How to find people to follow on Nectarine. The dying MUD you joined in 1997.Radioactive names such as Hitler and Sheldon. Joining a social media service and it tells you there are no posts. Sam Pink strikes again. The emotional arc of putting a tiny hat on a woodchuck. A woodchuck you would definitely do a murder to. Ampersand at the beginning of the line. The Furniture That Rolled Away From Omelas. Why the computer is mad in I Have No Mouth But I Must Scream.Looking for sentient life in the universe when you have dolphins at home.
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