Andrewhttps://kittenm4ster.neocities.org/AubrianneI will never get good at video games and that's okayDoes charging (or even allowing donations) for something change its perception as a piece of art?Messy game designTo Be of Use, Marge Piercyhttps://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/57673/to-be-of-useFilms NoirComplementary Hobby Power CouplesJust shakin' it a little bit. The royal it. Putting Homestar Runner on shuffle while you do homework. Making Pico-8 games under an Internet name. Your child petting a dog but when you try to pet the dog as well the dog is like "no, not you!"A beard or long braid as a fidget tool.Spectrum Cheater Reveals.Games where you have to plan ahead. A very easy social slot to fit into. How many extra organs does Master Chief have? Watching your mom fail the same jump in Animal Well for twenty minutes. Picking a garbage can in Fallout 3 where you keep all your stuff which works great until they patch garbage collection into the game. A game that requires two skills and the two skills exist in two different people. What happened to cheat codes? Paying the pickpocket trainer to train you and then pickpocketing your money back. Pickpocketing someone's vital organs. Homestar Runner as the ultimate counter example. What quilts are worth if you charged a fair wage for your time. Spending half an hour convincing your nephew that this scarf really is worth $300.The only two millennials who haven't professionalized their hobbies. Constructing your game design like a mathematical proof. The promise of the text parser.All the weird bespoke deaths you could find in a Sierra game.Games intended for people who have more free time than you. How to make it completely viable to make small games.A clever hack to market your video game (spend a bunch of money) The promise of the 50 in one pirate kart.Trying to get the house gifts in every game in UFO 50.Collecting the umbrella and the pin an least a dozen times. A Guided Tour of Barbuta.The black sleek heads of seals bouncing like half submerged balls. Doing what has to be done, again and again.A form of idleness that produces an incredibly amount of textiles. Peruvian people spinning while they wait for the bus. Why nobody gives a shit about rope and string.Appreciating the lasagna that's right in front of you. Making a loaf of bread for your family that mostly eats peanut butter sandwiches.Making a little frowny face at "amphoras."Meeting a girl and wooing her with good semicolon usage. Dressing up as Elaine and Guybrush for Halloween. Whoppers Jr. and Games Boys Advance. Classic Film Noir such as Who Framed Roger Rabbit. That time Rita Hayworth made you realize you were gay. Getting no movies from America for years and then getting a ton of movies from America all at once. Pulpy low-budget melodramas. The Hays Code.The five minute monologue where Quint describes the graphic sex scene between Jaws and the Hoth Ice WampaNeo Noir. (Meaning from the 70a.)Modern art. (Meaning from the early 20th century.)Neo Noir films such as the Bourne Identity and Batman Begins Bugs Bunny inventing the smoky noir saxophone. A taxonomy of complementary hobby pairs. Getting 20 musicians in a room and it's a total disaster. Sheep growing so much extraneous wool that they fall on their backs and explode.Youtube recommending a video on how to flip a sheep over. Sheep Tips: How to Flip a Sheep.A video of a guy getting out of a car and hopping a fence and running over to help a sheep who is stuck on its back like "what do I even do now?"Fellow Jorts Horsians.Deep lore of server outages.
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