Topic Lords

269. Wet-Ass Planetoid


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Lords:

  • Tyriq
  • Alex
  • Topics:

    • Trying to superficially familiarize myself with every country
    • The log burner fan
      • https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/S68d58689db54401f9a434456881cbdfcf/4-Blade-Heat-Powered-Stove-Fan-Log-Wood-Burner-Eco-Friendly-Quiet-Fireplace-Fan-WinterWarm.jpg
      • Drilling this chair for ancient water
      • Variations on a Theme by William Carlos Williams, by Kenneth Koch
        • https://allpoetry.com/Variations-On-A-Theme-By-William-Carlos-Williams
        • Boichik bagels
        • Boxfish skeletons are wilder than seahorse skeletons
        • Microtopics:

          • Saya Gray.
          • Least-favorite UFO 50 games.
          • Treating the city you live in as if you're a tourist.
          • Going to obscure corners of parking lots.
          • A way to have an adventure in real life.
          • The tiny squishy seal that's no longer in your back pocket.
          • Web sites that are nothing but quizzes.
          • Trying to name every country.
          • This Sporcle quiz's opinion about which disputed territories count as countries.
          • Feeling more worldly after you memorize the names of every country.
          • Learning katakana and then being annoyed when signs do katakana wrong.
          • The curse of perfect-pitch.
          • Corrupted Pitch.
          • Tuning your whole band to the same out of tune guitar.
          • Hearing sounds in your head but only the sounds you're also hearing with your ears.
          • State.gov hosting PDF reports of the US government's opinion of every country.
          • Dear diary, today I did a cool fishing trade with Norway.
          • The Four Guineas.
          • The Place Across the Woods.
          • A giant CPU heat sink in gunmetal black sitting on top of your wood burning stove.
          • Devices powered by ambient temperature differentials.
          • The spinning thing on the roof that looks like a macaroon.
          • Putting googly eyes on your turbine roof vents.
          • Whether Stirling Engines are useful for anything other than a demonstration of the principles of the Stirling Engine.
          • Fluids moving through spaces of different sizes.
          • Injection molded hollow chunky boys.
          • Extremely mundane time capsules.
          • A Chair for Scientists.
          • A giant plastic-encased garbage ravioli.
          • Entire ecosystems that have existed without light for thousands of years.
          • Your FEMA-approved disaster preparedness chair.
          • Sorting all the water molecules on earth from newest to oldest.
          • Artists' depictions of the Hadean Earth.
          • The biggest wettest comet in the universe.
          • Don Quixote, the sopping wet comet.
          • Free sharps, only used once!
          • Writing a piece for prepared guitar after your kid fills the guitar with crayons.
          • Unprepared Pianos.
          • Juicy cold March wind.
          • A fair-use parody.
          • AI analysis of poetry that completely misses the point.
          • Editing Wikipedia to say that Lil Jon went to Harvard.
          • List of Rivers in Togo.
          • What a Specific Guy!
          • Registering an account to vandalize Wikipedia every few months for years.
          • Supermarket bagels.
          • Boiling round bread in water with crustaceans from the Bronx.
          • Making your own water to make coffee with.
          • Where to get food-grade lye.
          • Pastrami lox.
          • Seahorse skeletons.
          • Every Platonic Solid Has a Fish.
          • Where babies breathe from.
          • Fish without ribcages.
          • Caltrops arranged into a fish.
          • Using a pufferfish skeleton as a fidget toy.
          • The pufferfish at the center of our solar system.
          • The kind of decoration you see in a lobster joint.
          • Tropes of the open ocean.
          • The guy preventing you from being able to find search results for the Atari game Toobin'.
          • The loudest drinks in the world.
          • The Toobin' zone in LEGO Dimensions.
          • Chucking whole unopened cans of beer from your inner tube.
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