Topic Lords

273. Why Isn't Dracula Good At Anything?


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  • Esper
    • https://ourbroadcastday.com/
    • RT-55J
      • https://rt-55j.itch.io/
      • Topics:

        • Memes where the specific instance of joke customization is frontloaded, while the punchline remains the same every time.
        • Making ZZT games in 2024
          • https://stale-meme.itch.io/the-king-in-yellow-borders
          • It's 2024 and still nobody has ported Mario 64 to the Commodore 64
            • https://abbydenton.itch.io/the-blade-of-cutiepants-a-very-cutie-christmas
            • What I Would Tell Eve by Maegen McAuliffe O’Leary
              • https://www.reddit.com/r/Poetry/comments/1ez31sh/poem_what_i_would_tell_eve_by_maegen_mcauliffe/
              • "A vampire with a cheque-book, a solicitor, and a balance at the bank is not a plausible kind of creature." - Andrew Lang (contemporary reviewer of Dracula)
              • Do you think there were any Fortnite die-hards who got really upset when Fortnite started introducing Marvel and Star Wars guys to the game?
              • Microtopics:

                • A Muppet Christmas Carol.
                • Gradations of Michael Caine oldness.
                • The Museum of ZZT.
                • Wizened ZZT Wizards.
                • Taking a common idea and altering it in an interesting way.
                • Why do plays still exist?
                • Making up an audience to applaud you.
                • Rehearsing a conversation in a low-oxygen environment.
                • A guy walking around touching things in the world and flavor text appears.
                • The ZZT aspect ratio problem.
                • Sneaking into the office at night and playing ZZT in silent mode so you don't bother the janitor.
                • 8-way movement in ZZT.
                • Reasons to stick with a certain set of constraints.
                • WeaveZZT.
                • Making a deck builder RPG in ZZT.
                • The safety and romance of a good set of constraints.
                • The King in Yellow Borders.
                • Oktrollberfest.
                • A found object horror game built in a fake ZZT engine.
                • Wario doing a ground pound and breaking the Youtube interface around the video.
                • Reading like 200 pages of Problem Sleuth and never getting around to Homestuck.
                • A program you can install to make your computer look like it's still running Windows Vista, and another you can install to make it feel like Obama is still president.
                • Porting ZZT to the Commodore 64.
                • An economy of people enjoying themselves.
                • Porting Mario 64 to ZZT and ending up on the front page of Planet Quake.
                • Tux Racer.
                • Scoping your game just big enough for people to see screen shots and get excited, but small enough that it's still finishable.
                • Mario 64's British Platformer Energy.
                • Whether Argonaut or Rare was a bigger influence on the design of Mario 64.
                • 3D Construction Kit for the Commodore 64.
                • Trying to build a scene in PovRay.
                • What iPad kids were like in the mid-90s.
                • Whether or not Eve ate the best possible apple.
                • Plausible and implausible vampires.
                • Ahistorical vampire analysis.
                • Why there's chicken on the Streets of Rage
                • What the Antediluveans got up to.
                • The 14 million year war for Cybertron.
                • What did you eat for 14 million years?
                • Subsisting on pure unfiltered Sparklemotion.
                • Two robots punching each other in the face for millennia.
                • Nike sponsorships in Magic the Gathering.
                • A roadmap of Magic the Gathering Crossovers.
                • The Guitar Hero game where you could make Kurt Cobain perform Run DMC.
                • Rated E for Explicit.
                • A PubG with fort building mechanics.
                • Winning your first game of Fortnite and retiring forever.
                • The Super Smash Instinct.
                • Monetizing a child's insatiable gambling instincts.
                • Playing a video game and worrying about the developer's immortal soul.
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