Topic Lords

280. How To Start An Ice Cream Shop (Probably)


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Lords:

  • Andi
  • Casey
  • Topics:

    • Lifehacks as communion with the divine
    • I decided to fire my computer
    • Winston is starting to forget things
    • Microtopics:

      • A Star Trek watchalong podcast that doesn't exist yet.
      • Positing that what you said is no longer an NDA violation by the time this episode comes out.
      • Plugging a fake game that you worked on.
      • Astrobot.
      • Horror movie clinky noises that you can't hear over the PS4 fan noises.
      • Caffeine-infused mints with Tux the Penguin branding on Think Geek dot com.
      • The pre-eminent source for Life Hacks.
      • Using a hotel shower cap to bake bread.
      • Anime girls that are happy to see you.
      • That one time Film Crit Hulk broke character.
      • The joy of moving efficiently through the world.
      • More efficient ways to set the microwave timer.
      • Hotel rooms that you can bake bread in.
      • Whether bread should contain hair.
      • Tricking yourself into not being bored while doing something you have to do.
      • Reading 50 life hacks and applying none of them because.
      • Viral Life Hack that's killed 33 people.
      • A life hack that already had a body count in the double digits before someone made a TikTok about it.
      • Getting really fed up with computers.
      • Cryptographic signing processes that you can't participate in.
      • The HDCP certification board taking steps to ensure nobody can take a screen shot of their Crunchy Roll anime.
      • The analog hole.
      • Open source web browsers that can't see DRM content.
      • Microsoft-authenticated Linux installations.
      • Designing a circuit that solves a math problem.
      • Stamping a circuit onto your circuit clay.
      • An independent circuit re-implementation of video game hardware.
      • Should you use FPGA to do a thing?
      • Ridiculous multi-level memory caching systems.
      • Bootstrapping an FPGA design tool that runs on an FPGA device.
      • Every single circuit doing something on every single cycle.
      • Voltages going high and/or low.
      • Making a bunch of CPUs and testing them afterwards to see how many GHz they have.
      • Why the PS3 Cell processor had 7 SPUs
      • The industrial uses of the Cell processor.
      • A GLSL compiler that outputs FPGA circuits.
      • Mr. MiSTer.
      • Open-hardware laptops.
      • Inventing an open-source GPU.
      • Multics or Minix.
      • Writing a Breakout clone in Rust targeting the weird CPU your friend just invented.
      • Making a terrible first effort that is the right kind of good enough.
      • A laptop that has a FPGA where the CPU/GPU usually goes.
      • 1970s-era TV games.
      • The Epoch Cassette Vision.
      • A game console with interchangeable cartridges where the CPU is on the cartridge.
      • The Glasgow Interface Explorer.
      • Describing your FPGA circuit in Python.
      • Manufacturing homebrew Cassette Vision Homebrew cartridges for the audience of zero Cassette Vision owners.
      • Making art just for you, in the most overly elaborate and overly complicated way possible.
      • The programmer equivalent of going to swim with the dolphins.
      • Diagonal pixels.
      • Childhood amnesia.
      • Remembering your memories.
      • Using 10% of your brain. (And also the other 90%.)
      • Knowing things about stuff.
      • When one brother dies, the other brother gets their memories.
      • Memories that are formed before vs. after you learn to talk.
      • Being persecuted for being friends with a girl.
      • Rules of heteronormativity being enforced by three year olds.
      • Getting off of Wordpress.
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