Topic Lords

287. Drive It Like You Hate It


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Lords:

  • Ben
  • Andrew
  • Topics:

    • Super Nintendo World's theming is on point
    • The ABC of Style - A Guide to Plain English (book)
    • Can you still rent game consoles?
    • Matsuo Bashô: Frog Haiku
      • https://www.bopsecrets.org/gateway/passages/basho-frog.htm
      • https://itch.io/jam/variety-megajam-2022/topic/2514101/2nd-poem-
      • Pixel art impressionism
        • https://twitter.com/MarioBrothBlog/status/1801616946837823790
        • Microtopics:

          • The games you should've bought when the Steam Spring Sale was still going.
          • Citizen Sleeper 2.
          • Being excited about a new project until you landlord tells you to move out.
          • Real-life POW blocks.
          • Timing your punch so that the shell pops out.
          • The park employees doing their best to ameliorate the bad game design of the theme park.
          • Rushing to hit the snooze button so the piranha plant doesn't wake up.
          • A plant that's not quite as big as Audrey II.
          • Buying the wrist band so that you can punch blocks to get coins and find all the KONG letters.
          • Using your shadow to interact with a video game.
          • Running from the park entrance to your favorite ride right when the park opens and there's already a two hour line.
          • A picture that you took with your camera and somehow they made reality look cel shaded.
          • Super Mushroom Croutons.
          • Clipping the AR goggles into the Mario hat.
          • No matter where you look, stuff is happening all the time.
          • Whether kids in Japan handle failure better than kids in California.
          • A phone booth, except it exists.
          • A book about pedantry.
          • When to use difference vs. discrepancy.
          • Reading text aloud but internalizing it not at all.
          • The model of the mind where you are a passive observer sitting in the backseat thinking about pancakes while the driver is doing all the thinking and acting.
          • Whether the person who struggles to read gets more out of the text than the person who reads effortlessly, because they're spending more time on it
          • Two full pages about "like."
          • Faces similar to faces you've never seen before.
          • Drive it like you hate it vs. drive it as if you hate it.
          • Utilizing a big word.
          • Phrasing something in an awkward way for entertainment purposes.
          • One of the more expensive things you can rent.
          • Being able to afford all the games that you want. (Not that many game consoles.)
          • Naughty Dog remaking The Last of Us for the third time.
          • Sending an assassin to the Second to Last Blockbuster.
          • Not knowing how a certain business works because you refuse to give them your social security number.
          • Digitally renting a PS5. (It has fingers.)
          • Putting stickers on your toilet claiming that it's an Xbox.
          • Building a Mario Kart course into your house.
          • Sharing your cool social security number.
          • Pronouncing Japanese like someone who is covered in tattoos of Pokemon.
          • Frog-jump-in Water-sound.
          • Pond. Frog. Plop.
          • Localizing a Japanese poem into sculpture.
          • What is art? What is anything?
          • Looking at a pixel art face and thinking "whoa, what's going on with that guy?"
          • Pixel art being able to represent detail at a certain scale, but only if it aligns with the directionality of the grid.
          • Trying to represent a cartoon world realistically.
          • Walking into a dungeon and being surrounded by statues that look like sentries.
          • Recognizing a blob of pixels as representing the idea of a decoration and never thinking about it again.
          • Fan art of Dr. Robotnik's niece.
          • High color, high detail, low resolution.
          • Weird rendering techniques that are texture mapping adjacent.
          • Line Cook.
          • A blue lid that feels sort of mayo.
          • Only realizing late in life that three lines makes a ladder.
          • The main places that you don't post.
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