Newsome signs bill into law to redistrict MAGATS right out o' CA. Hairless Heydrich ("Mayonnaise BatBoy) declares Whalehead Deadbear Brainworm-Lamprey the "crown jewel" o' public health. Circuit Court shoots down Cankles Caligula's trade power grab. Mullah Moses Mike has no answer about the crime spree that is Louisianastan. Ice Kidnappers batter immigrant children while kidnapping their papa.

Y'all, August has been a rough month, but we have a chance to close it on a happy note. There's $600 in matching money on the table through August's end (Sunday night, 8/31). Every dollar that you generously give gets matched, up to $600. It would end the month with a sure enough Community Made Murrackle.