Bea and Dee just can't help it, the phallus creeps into almost every discussion around every couple. Because what if? What if the peen was so small that a man had to concoct a ruse to lure a beautiful woman into a legally binding union just so she would have to take the pamper peen? These thoughts and so many others are at the fore tonight as the girls stand in stark judgment of everybody but themselves, and rightly so.

After that they dissect the latest episode of My 600 Pound Life while eating taco bell and sipping from a can of sweetened condensed milk. Yolo.

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