Jon is dying.  Upper respiratory infection and a day burning refuse in the cold has taken its toll.  Jake is sick of the shit as well, and is not "doing well sir."  The result is too unhappy middle aged white men (Jake may be a black silhouette with a question mark on it) giving their conservative takes on things.  So they are bringing a lot of innovation to the talk/podcast field.  
They discuss the conflict, and how prisons are using technology to clamp down on smuggled cell phone useage in South Carolina prisons.  They can shut them down, but they can't stop them from coming in?  The numbers off cell phones inside the wall will disturb and annoy you.
Poop Reference: 1
Jake Joke: C+