The three chicks crunch some numbers to calculate exactly how tall Silas Snape is in meters (2.04m), much to the dismay of a tipsy Dean.

Mai is courageous, wise, kind and cunning - so what house will she be in? 

Join the three chicks for the thrilling season 1 finale.

The three chicks get to know Herbert a little better and attempt to answer some important questions about centaur anatomy.

The three chicks are joined by special guest Herbert for some thrilling shopping lists as Mai prepares to start as the first ever transfer student at her new school. 

Remember listeners, next time you wish upon a star, check its really a star and not a Mai flying toward her destiny.

The three chicks mourn the tragic loss of several of our favourite characters and make some important predictions about Season 2.

In a surprise ending that puts M. Night Shyamalan to shame, Chapter 8 delivers what some have called the biggest plot twist in modern literature. 

Strap in for a brilliantly composed war song, an epic battle with the Volturi and the death of some major characters as the Mai universe reaches an all time apex.

Have you ever wondered what Esme’s catch phrase is? Or pondered Seth’s aura material? Well! Look no further than this creaming arena of content. Here we go lads (Cream they must for they trust the thrusting swoosh)

As the Cullen family and the Quillete pack prepare for battle, Mai battles her lust for Edward...AND Emmett. WHO WILL SHE CHOOSE?

The three chicks and special guest Tommy the Tulip get to know the characters of the Mai universe. Find out the catch phrase, star sign, aura (material and colour), pet peeve, favourite food and hidden talent for seven of our favourite characters.

The three chicks host their first guest. Tommy the Tulip (representing Team Rosalie) joins us on a journey into Edward's mind through Mai's spell which takes us into Emmett's head through Edward's magical abilities. 

Hips are pumped and lusts are peaked in this cocktail of euphoric torment. Breakfast anyone?