The three chicks discuss which animated characters they think are hot and reflect on the startling end of Chapter 5. Capisce? 

Content Warning: This episode discusses issues related to sexual consent.

This one’s for our listeners in London, Beijing and Washington DC - join Caius, Marcus, Sulpicia, Athenodora, Chelsea, Jane and Alec for an orgy of modest abstemiousness and unbridled asceticism. 

Content Warning: This episode discusses issues related to sexual consent.

What's in a name? The three chicks elucidate the different ways to describe a human penis. 

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The entrance of a new character causes quite a splash at Fork's high school aquatic centre. 

Sammy helps Seth ease his manly bit.

The three chicks reel in the wake of the blowjob.

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The three chicks attempt to choose nicknames to preserve their anonymity. Mai's pussy(cat) undergoes a magical transformation. A love triangle emerges. But amongst all the angst will the dark magic consume Mai before she learns to harness the darkness within?

Mai is a young (400 year old) witch about to start her first day at Forks high school. She only has one thing on her mind: ridding the world of vampires. But will the sexy Emmett or the mysterious Edward win her heart and change her destiny?