3 on the Tree

Hey listeners! Has the Brexit got you feeling conflicted? Allow us to muddy the waters just a little bit more with some aimless speculation. Also, Swans are the worst type of waterfowl, and we give a shout out to presidential candidate Gary Johnson, who has earned the distinction of being the only person in the race who isn't Trump or Clinton! 

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These days, everyone is looking to spice things up in the bedroom, and there's a lot of different directions you can go... Our friend Candy, who is a cosplayer, podcaster, and former sex ed teacher, discusses a number of different products that would send your partner packing. These definitely ain't your Grandpa's dildos, kids, so prepare to get weird!

Check out Candy's pages: facebook.com/Sweets4aSweetCosplay and @sweets4asweet

Listen to her on velvetsledgehammer.podbean.com and project-nerd.com/category/podcast/modern-sex/

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I think everybody can name a handful of people that they're are pretty close to. Friends, family, spouses, etc. But who knows you REALLY well? I'm talking well enough to know, ahem... cough cough, EVERY part of you. That short stack of perverts represents your true friends list! All this and more, on episode 35 of 3OT!

Our old buddy Mike is with us this week, and we take turns divulging some of the most embarrassing moments of our lives! Ugh... so much shame! Like, subscribe, and rate us on iTunes, ya dingus!

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Man is this a dumb week in the news! Substandard parents are letting their toddlers explore zoo enclosures, suicidal Chileans are offering themselves up as lion food, and Glenn Beck basically put a hit out on Donald Trump. The world might have you scratching your head, but not to worry! 3OT is determined to make some sense out of this garbage.... 

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This week, we talk about some of the worst auto accidents we've ever witnessed, and get into some really frightening "would you rather" scenarios. Side note, this week's podcast is brought to you by Mr Cool Ice, and everyone with a "No Regerts" or "Only God Can Juge Me" tattoo!

Also, check out The Brothers McCarthy Podcast: http://www.brothersmccarthy.com

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This week, we're joined by cosplayer April Gloria and Twitch star/cosplayer LadyDevann! They give us their perspective on the Santa Fe Comic Con controversy, Hullk Hogan's man-scaping configuration, and the funniest and most disturbing things they've seen on Craigslist. Also, in response to last week's threats, Davis buys Casey a birthday present with his credit card info. I won't spoil the surprise, but let's just say it's rubber, and it has a head, but no face... Like and subscribe, and check out our guests' pages using the links below:

LadyDevann - www.twitch.tv/ladydevann; www.facebook.com/ladydevann; and @LadyDevann 

April Gloria - www.facebook.com/aprilgloriacosplay; and @aprilgloria 

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This week, we ponder whether or not a blood-thirsty criminal, on death row, DRENCHED in bbq sauce, and armed with nothing but his pathological narcissism, could fend off a hungry lion in a Romanesque public execution. Plus, poop jokes... Check it out, ya dingus!

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So there's this guy, and you'd rather he just wasn't around anymore. Luckily, you've had some poison stashed away for just such an occasion, but how do you get said poison into said guy? There's lots of options (darts, snakes, frogs, ivy, oak, etc.), but putting it in his food seems like the logical course of action. But which food? Hmm...

Let's face it, this may be the worst election in history. However, we can all take comfort in the fact that somewhere, some trust fund baby is leaving a filthy millionaire sex romp only to find that his yacht's on fire. It's the little things, folks... Hey, check out our pals below!

The Brothers McCarthy - www.brothersmccarthy.com

CosSlay Podcast - www.facebook.com/CosSlayPodcast 

Ultra Girls Cosplay - www.facebook.com/UltraGirlsCosplay

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