3 on the Tree

3 on the Tree

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3 on the Tree episodes

  • Ep. 45 - Gathering of Amish Juggalos, Creeper Clowns, Colosseum Games
    The big news, this week, has to do with clowns trying to lure kids into the woods with candy. It's terrifying and dangerous! So, here are some helpful tips for protecting yourself from clowns:

    1. Clowns hate licorice, so always be eating it! To put it in layman's terms, licorice is like antibonor to them.

    2. Never play a kazoo. Clowns can hear kazoos for up to 3 miles, and it will draw them to your location.

    3. If you plan to trap one, cotton candy is the perfect bait. Although, if it's raining, soak a large tootsie roll in Mellow Yellow, instead. 

    4. If you are cornered by a clown, soil yourself! It won't deter them, but it will make you slippery and hard to catch.

    Keep these tips and tricks in mind, and enjoy this week's episode of 3OT!

    Opening/Cloing - "Hopelessly Hopeless" by Evergreen Terrace
    1 hr 1 min
  • Ep. 44 - Handy Dandy Head Transplant, Weinergate 3 - The Fall of Carlos Danger, Takata Frag Grenades
    If there's anything we can learn from the rock 'n roll lifestyle of Carlos Danger, it's to be careful who you sext. Also, if you're married, maybe don't sext other women, like, at all? And you know, if you've gotten caught sexting several times, already, and there's a bunch of tabloid journalists willing to pay good money for a lead on another story about you, definitely, DEFINITELY don't sext. Oh, and if you do decide to sext, you should probably leave your kids out of the pics. I don't know, just a thought...


    Intro/Outro - "Hopelessly Hopeless" by Evergreen Terrace
    1 hr 5 min
  • Ep. 43 - Turd Boat Torture, The Florida Face-Eater, Obscure Olympic Sports
    With Olympic fever scaling down, we thought it would be fun to take a look at a few of the odd events that don't quite get the media coverage they deserve! Plus, we talk about one of the weirdest forms of ancient torture we've ever heard of, and Casey rants about Suicide Squad. Like, rate, and subscribe, and have a great week!

    Intro/Outro - "Hopelessly Hopeless" by Evergreen Terrace
    1 hr 7 min
  • Ep. 42 - Schlitterbahn Denogginizer, Plotting for SEMA, Poison Ivy Taint
    Waterparks are awesome (1 out of 3 podcast hosts confirm this fact), but nobody's saying that they aren't without their downsides. I mean, if you manage to avoid E. coli, pavement burns, and the occasional bathing suit malfunction, there's still the off chance you might, oh I don't know, get blown off of a slide and decapitated... BUT I think we can all agree that when you compare the number of people maimed, infected, or killed with the amount of fun had by everyone else, it's kind of a wash! 

    Intro/Outro - "Hopelessly Hopeless" by Evergreen Terrace
    1 hr 10 min
  • Ep. 41 - Alcoholic Breast Milk, Wicked Gnar Finger Meat, Fight or Flight
    Alright, let's say you're in a parking lot, and you see some old man picking on little girls. You tell him to stop, and then this derelict gets all up in your face! Do you:

    A. Swing on that fool
    B. Apologize and run
    C. Poop your pants and play opossum until he leaves

    We're weighing options on this episode of the Three on the Tree Podcast!

    Into/Outro - "Hopelessly Hopeless" by Evergreen Terrace
    1 hr 10 min

About 3 on the Tree

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3 irreverent douchebags talk entertainment, autos, and wiener jokes.