Everything restaurant we love comes down to good marketing and the tires to get us there.  Who would have thought that the two have gone hand in hand almost since the invention of the automobile?  Well the Michelin brothers had a vision to sell more tires and they certainly came up with a way to review the best restaurants in order to sell more tread.  So what makes a restaurant Michelin Star worthy?  Certainly not what our first reviewer seems to think, but definitely our second reviewer. 

We recorded this one over a year ago and left it unpublished.  But some topics just don't get old or go away and this is often a huge point of contention, especially when a little girl is attacked by a fake service animal.

Cleanliness is next to Godliness, as the saying goes.  Just a quick halfshot here about some sanitation issues on both sides of the bar.  Maybe we should have called it "People are Gross."

Anyone who has ever worked at an operations level for a large company knows the feeling of disconnect the corporate level has from them.  However, it's not every day that someone in corporate shoves their own foot so far in their mouth that it forces a mass exodus from their company.  That's the case in the article and reviews we read about at an Applebees in Kansas.

There's more to bartending and serving than pouring drinks and just smiling more.  We have laws we have to follow even when people come in and think bars are places without rules.  Cutting someone off usually requires a "Soft Touch."  This is a beefy episode with lots of info.  We dive into a lot about our experiences and of course a dumb review.  And finally, Samantha gets her Happy Hour Revenge!

Cousin Pete is one of the show's avid listeners and biggest fans.  Recently he sent us a review that he wrote of a local wing spot, so yeah we decided to feature that bad boy in this episode.  Oh... and we regrettably drink Smirnoff Ice.  I'M SORRY OKAY!!! 

We talk about a lot of things,  Before we talk about of things we talk about talking about things and that gives us more things to talk about.  Preshifts are a huge help.  

We've been asking for reviews and we actually got some.  So we're going to take a moment to read some reviews about us and reflect on all that's good in the world.  It's a feel good episode!

One of the most notoriously dangerous nightclubs in Denver has been shut down and it's about damn time.  You can read all sorts of terrible reviews about how dangerous it was for yourself, but the one we chose pretty much sums it all up.