30 Going On 13

In this episode we discuss our sad bank accounts, hairlines and head circumferences, the connection between 9/11 and the origin of bratz dolls, Blair's passion for James Cameron and his Titanic-obsessed ass, being a girlie girl, Maddy's penchant for eating Polly Pocket hats, the size of modern teens' jeans, how old these damn dolls are and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss sleep eating, how big 2am is in music, how you take your banana bread, the menu at the CCFAC, a bombastic new edish of POW/TTC/Pop Culture, Coke Zero as the masc version of DC, those condos from The Hills, the character of Josh aka a boyfriend straight out of Loony Tunes, the parade of hats, the flash in the pan that was Ryan Cabrera, song writing with the drummer from Sugar Ray and SO MUCH MORE!!! 

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The media we are ingesting is all over the place. Also why is sushi available 24/7 at the airport? We talk Carrie, The Pitt, The Studio, BLINK the podcast and so many other things. We are always looking for recommendations on the Patreon so please join if ya can :)

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In this episode we discuss those lil Charmin toilet bears, a POW review of Cove soda, injuries caused by doodoo shovelling, the fear of brain-eating amoebas, the infamous curse, Livin' La Vida Loca as a dog whistle for ADHD kids, singing Mambo Number 5 on the schoolyard, how sexed up this high school is, Mr.Shu's closet of camel coloured Danier leather jackets, how terrible the name Cheerios is for the cheerleading team and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss all the cyber sleuthing in the wake of Big Hairy Leg, a botched Orange Coke Zero live review, whether or not you have a puff pit, how much stalkers love stinky pillows, the distinct accent of art dealers, how silly it is when men have hair, misrepresentation of hackers, checking up on someone taking long in the bathroom, the famous “in English please” trope, and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss some boots on the ground intel about Nancy Grace, a review of the 7Up Shirley Temple, childrens’ books that are the stuff of nightmares, the Blossom hat, when moms go to “Paris”, long-sleeve pyjama shirts, the first time using a tampon, writing a letter to CosmoGirl, the era of garlic decor, how gross it is to scratch a back, celebrating when a girl gets her period and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss candy culture from childhood, growing up with an ice machine, THE bar aka the log-shaped Reese, how shirley temples = Swiss Chalet, Lifehouse, the womens’ version of a civil war re-enactment, baby Lex Luther’s luscious ginger hair, the targeted hit from that meteor, Lex getting Nair’d by a meteor, Allison Mack, wearing bikini-style underwear, and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss the origin of Maddy's hypochondria, orange pee, a new hot spot in town, how hard it is to do pizza dough, what an aardvark is, whether or not Muffy is hot, how much Binky looks like a grown man, the personification of Arthur’s organs, and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss the irksome texture of kiwi, juice from concentrate, the sonic warfare waged by the words “ceetus lupeedus” , how boring space seems, the angler fish, studying bone marrow in space, the blurring of lines between adults and kids, a boy band called Microbe, what a big brat Zenon is, the tragic aunt Judy character, the sonic equivalent of “the dress”, and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss Pop Of The Week (POW) featuring drinks with aloe chunks, whether or not we board (hint we don’t), the ill-fated Vermont ski trip, putting a boy in your MSN name, the Scoot of it all, the epidemic of too-big hats, metaphors about women being like expired milk and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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