30 Going On 13

In this episode we discuss ways to get in sweata weatha spirit, fake voicemails from murderers, the bizarre 9/11 connection, how it’s easier to learn FD logic as a kid, having to identify your son’s body by a Playboy Bunny necklace, putting your soggy bathing suit in a plastic bag, how the rube goldberg is not rube-ing in this movie, shishkabobs, how Glee is basically FD, wanting conjugal visits with FD and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss the greatest month of all, people who lay their life on the line for the company dime, saying “sweet dreams” before you get sedated, the quirkiness of reactive dogs, when your partner has a celebrity crush, digital camera photo albums with multiple parts, whether Halloween horror fests have been cancelled, camcorder culture, being an FD premonition kid, the clear Mac mouse, the FD GOAT death aka the tanning bed and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss America's sweetheart Moo Deng, the societal downfall brought by Hawk Tuah girl, having to triage your ailments, Liv's upcoming hole-onoscopy appointment, Maddy getting shafted by her live-in model scout, being performative with Animorph books, the loathsome nature of Rita Repulsa's hat, reverse visual ASMR, a new horror flick from MadLiv Productions and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss Alexa PenaVega's casting as young HH, when the infamous "prodigal son returns", H2 as Blake Lively's inspo, the dubiousness of the Dorothy gumbo pot of spheres technology, printing mapquest directions, the unspoken secret that the nerds are the bullies, HH's psycho sexual obsession with tornados, how Jami Gertz is the hero, how you shouldn't bring your doggie storm chasing, the absolute lack of stakes, not wanting our crushes to see us flying around in a tornado and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss the lack of response to the trump shark image, the movies our high school teachers played in class that had nothing to do with the subject, our fellow Canadian Justin Chatwin, how Samue was totally right about ice, the archetype of "man who puts science above everything", whether those masks on planes are even real, the quintessential childhood Pompei phase, these people who keep doing their job when the world is ending, how our parents wouldn't come for us like DQuaid, the cozy library that sparked the lust for end of the world, the way the ice be creepin, how annoying the astronauts are  and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss having ciabatta bread for the first time, how the greatest comedy bit ever performed was by a shark, admitting to pimp my riding a shark, the quintessential monkey bar scene, having to deliver the line “come to mama” as an actor, water shoes aka the ultimate boner killer, singing and dancing at the sight of your work in smitherenes and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss our never ending saga with terrible hairlines, Liv's fairytale trip to the farm, how hot Maddy looks in her new movie, the prospect of us doing the apple dance, the mystery of Thomas Jane, thinking the same was Samu, how terrifying the majesty of the ocean is, the rules of parole for a shark wrangler, catios for humans, the physics of the shark platform in the Austin Powers lab and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss all the staples of “lake sweet lake” style cottagecore, the worst story you’ll ever hear in your life, hating Jared P cause of Dean from Gilmore Girls, why no one wanted to watch Smallville, how Jensen Ackles is the most underrated hunk, how JDM is the ultimate life partner, the scariness of "person on ceiling" vs. "person in corner", the viability of being a demon hunter or a writer, the trigger that is Halloween, the importance of the line “dad’s on a hunting trip” and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss the no-mans land that is Facebook its the bday army, converting Maddy to the deodorant-on-thigh method, Liv discovering Chappell Roan, the cozy childhood Reba experience, how actors don’t get to be rich anymore, if Reba had Sabrina Carpenter bangs, 90’s kitchen aesthetic, Barbara Jean as the young hot thang, wanting to get a scalp cleaning, barebacking a woven garbage basket in the kitchen and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss all the super kewl terms for marijuana, the origin story of Boston Pizza, how millennials tried to ruin dogs with doggos & toe beans, how much our babies look like us, all the mudslinging going on on the Patreon, emotional support iced coffees, mad love for MLP and her traumatic history, the brilliance of Elizabeth Perkins, how the twains of s*x and family should never meet, those chain belts, how you shouldn’t put teddy cams in teen bedrooms, the plans for our animal sanctuary and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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