3000 Movies to Die Before You Watch

Just when we thought we didn't watch very many movies this week, we suddenly remember all the movies we watched this week. Up for review this episode we have: I Spit on Your Grave-  Deja Vu; The Art of Self Defense; Trench 11; The Last Days on Mars; Jason X; The Lodge; and Alligator. For our main feature, we sink our teeth into a movie we've discussed briefly on the show before: Scare Package, which is now available on Shudder.

It took us two weeks to watch enough movies to do an episode, but it was worth it. And no trash! But that's because we didn't watch any of our DVDs. What we did watch was: Session 9, Blue Monkey, Grabbers, and Gretel and Hansel. And of course, our main feature which Darcy watched thrice and Jen watched twice: Bear With Us. Seriously, if you haven't watched Bear With Us yet, do so before you listen to this episode. It's our new favourite, or at least within the confines.

In the midst of the current civil rights movement, we struggle to come up with the words that need to be said. Ultimately, it isn't our voices that need to be heard right now, so if you skip our content in order to seek out something more relevant and meaningful, we support you. At the start of the episode, we shout out some of the folks who are making a difference. However, we also recognize that entertainment is still important, so we decided to carry on and the bulk of this episode is indeed our dumb asses reviewing movies. We discuss Hunter's Moon, Arcade, Becky, and Bear With Us, before getting to our main feature: Ella Enchanted. Oh yeah, and also Romantic Paradise, which was not at all what we were expecting.

Friends, we have figured it out. This whole podcast is actually mapping our progress towards completing a 3120 piece puzzle, and by the end of it we will see how every single movie ties together. This week we discuss Strange Nature, Tropic Thunder, After Midnight and Source of Shadows, before diving into our main features: In Good Company and School of Rock.

Jen feels herself getting dumber and Darcy has become obsessed with product placement in movies. We watched Scoob, Blood Machines, and Solar Opposites, and those last two aren't even movies! A few awkward segues later, we dive into our main features: Black Dynamite and I Am Sam.

Jen forgot to append this to the last episode, so it gets its own standalone episode. In less than 4 minutes we tell you which movies we are pulling out of the collection next, and Jen tries to guess what they are going to be about.

We couldn't think of a title for this week's episode, and realized that it's probably because the movies weren't particularly polarizing this time. We managed to find ourselves a couple of extra-medium movies, for once. Aside from the DVD collection we watched WolfCop, Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, and Coronazombies. These are not extra-medium movies, check them out. Or don't, see if we care. Then on the extra-medium feature table we have two single-word titles: Argo, and Election. Medium-ness fully achieved.

Welcome to our gratuitous zombie episode! Rather than watch some more garbage DVDs from our collection, we(Darcy) decided it was time for a palate cleanser. And Jen somehow paid enough attention to remember the names of all the movies, plus a few scattered details of the plots of some of them! We review Night of the Living Dead, Return of the Living Dead, One Cut of the Dead, Rhymes for Young Ghouls, and the freshly-released Blood Quantum. We were even considerate enough to give a spoiler-free chat about Blood Quantum before issuing a spoiler warning and diving into more detail, just in case you're on the fence about watching it for some reason.

We are back from hiatus and bringing more energy than ever with our fancy standing desk! It's been awhile, and we've watched many films since our last episode, mostly from outside our DVD collection. We discuss Hard Candy, Underwater, Bad Boys for Life, The Nightingale, Lake Placid, The Invisible Man, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, Fantasy Island, Forbidden World, Porno, The Boat, and Species. Finally, after all that, we grudgingly relive the discomfort of our two feature DVD's: Big Momma's House, and Valentine's Day. Listen to find out which one was worse!

At long last, our collection of DVDs has given us a true gem, a pivotal film in the history of cinema. That treasured classic, Paul Blart: Mall Cop. But instead of watching the DVD by ourselves like a couple of losers, we watched this via Netflix Party with some friends, and two of those friends joined us for the podcast. We recorded it live so you may hear some references to the livestream and the kind folks who joined us for it. Also, this episode is either our most entertaining one to date, or our very worst. Please tell us which, but only if it's the first one.