3000 Movies to Die Before You Watch

We discovered a complete zombie trilogy amidst our collection of 3120 DVDs: 28 Days, 28 Days Later, and 28 Weeks Later. So naturally, we decided to review them all in one episode. You all knew that the Sandra Bullock one was a zombie movie, right? Right. We also quickly review the slew of Christmas horror movies that we watched over the holidays, and Jen has completely forgotten most of them, while somehow remembering a movie that she definitely has not seen.

We have started ripping off another Saskatchewan-based podcast, The Terror Table, for the way they discuss their/our sponsor. We also dive into listener stories about their worst movie experiences, and tell some stories of our own. Then we briefly discuss the good movies we watched this week before we reluctantly share our review of Fred Claus.

This episode is late because we watched a movie so incredibly terrible that we just couldn't bring ourselves to dedicate an entire episode to it. So we took some extra time to watch a much better movie, Honeymoon, and we talk about that and some music to get our spirits up. Then we come crashing back down when we can no longer delay our review of The Answerman. If you saw this movie and liked it, please tell us why, because we have absolutely no idea who this is for.

This week we were struck by the realization that our collection of DVDs would be insanely expensive to buy new, and we also didn't have to watch anything truly insufferable. We review Wedding Crashers and Knocked Up, plus we also talk about horror movies Ready or Not, and the original Black Christmas.

We just survived the Saskatoon Fantastic Film Festival and we wanna talk about it! 20 movies over six days - and none of them sucked as hard as the ones from our DVD collection. Some were funny, some were tense, and some were exactly our level of weird.

Here's your sneak preview at the movies we'll be reviewing next. If you're the kind of person who likes to watch them and share in our misery ahead of time, now's your chance!

We seem to be on a roll for watching particularly terrible movies, so we thought we'd do a palate cleanser and watch something outside of our collection that we've heard good things about. To our surprise, we hated that too, so this episode brings you three jaded, scathing movie reviews. We discuss My Fake Fiance, Garden State, and Shazam. 

Our small Saskatchewan community really has nothing going on, so we bring you our ridiculous front page newspaper headline and talk about literally anything we can think of to avoid discussing the movie we watched for this episode. Eventually we warm ourselves up to it, and we unwrap the turd that is Uptown Girls. 

We forgot to release trailers for the last few episodes, but we are back on top of things! Find out which 3 movies we're reviewing next, so you can watch them ahead of time and join in the conversation about them. Also, as always, Jen attempts to guess what the movies are about, based solely on their titles.

In light of our most recent live episode, we decided to incorporate strip club reviews as a regular bit. But fear not! We also still review movies. Today's episode features Stranger Than Fiction as well as Blue Streak. Plus, we also give a bit of a bonus review on a movie we watched that isn't from our collection - Deep Murder which is available for streaming on Shudder.