3000 Movies to Die Before You Watch

This week we share some details about Darcy's new business venture, which is super cool. Then we talk about Guns Akimbo, Final Destination and an utterly weird piece of film called Tetsuo the Iron Man. After that we dive into the DVD's we plucked from the collection this week, Snatch and Enemy at the Gates.

We just got back from vacation so we spend much of the episode talking about that instead of the terrible movies we watched. Ok, there was one good one, Holidays, but obviously that wasn't part of our DVD collection. The two DVDs we reviewed are Miss Congeniality 2, and the widely-hated Dragonball Evolution.

Well we just couldn't let this opportunity pass us by. Episode 69 is here and we watched two fantastic XXX parody movies, Game of Bones and Clerks XXX. For reasons we can't remember, we also go to great lengths to make this our one, and only, family-friendly episode. Please enjoy (at your own risk).

Strap yourselves in, folks, this one's a drinking episode. For once, Darcy has no idea what to say and Jen is not at all prepared to carry the show. What did we watch this week? Jen sure doesn't remember. At some point we review Along Came Polly, and then mercifully, we wrap up our series on the worst DVD's ever made, aka Laugh Your Way to a Better Marriage.

We watched a whole bunch of stuff this week and most of it didn't suck. But we also watched Bagdad Cafe and well... we honestly think we could do better. Mercifully, that DVD stopped working about 2/3 through, so then we plucked Spy Game out of the collection instead to do a proper review of that. Then we settle in for the slog that is Laugh Your Way to a Better Marriage, Part 3. No laughs were had, but many flaws were pointed out and hopefully our review results in laughs for you!

This episode goes all kinds of directions. We discuss the movies that Jen doesn't remember watching, as well as Batman: Under the Red Hood, and another installment of Laugh Your Way to a Better Marriage.

It's been a rough week over here in our house, one of those weeks where we watched a bunch of things so you don't have to. Even the movies we watched that AREN'T part of our 3120 mistakes were unable to wash the sour taste from our mouths. We discuss the horrendous "Laugh Your Way to a Better Marriage," followed by "Lost in Translation." But we also pitch an amazing movie/pyramid scheme idea that is sure to make you rich! So, you know, listen to this episode for that, if nothing else.

To clarify, and keep us out of podcast trouble, we don't actually say the "N" word on this episode, but we DID watch a movie that used it a lot. In fact, most of the dialogue was completely unintelligible besides that one word. Turns out, Men of Honor is a Navy movie and not about slum lords at all like Jen predicted. We also watched Indiana Jones and something to do with a Crystal Skull, but we spend much more time telling you about some other movies we watched this week from outside of our collection that were actually good.

This episode was supposed to be part of the last episode but we did some miscalculations. Anyway, the random number generator gave us "Riding in Cars With Boys" and our friend Bobby agreed to watch it as well, so he joined us for this episode. And what a ride it was! This movie has so much to talk about, but yet it's so hard to talk about. This might be a good one to watch before you listen to the episode, if you haven't seen it already.

This week we welcome a special guest, Devon from Dead Prairies Productions! Dead Prairies is a Saskatchewan based group that produces low budget horror movies and donates profits to their local SPCA, so naturally we were drawn to them. Devon tells us some great stories, and we also discuss dogs and B-list horror movies, before we review 1997's Jack Frost.