“Wait, the reason you cut your hair was for 2 dudes?”

It’s officially our 6th anniversary! That’s right, 6 years of metal discussions, ludicrous nonsense, and beers of the episode, and what better way to wrap up our 6th year in podcasting excellence than with STEEL PANTHER, the parody band that helped make 80’s hair metal FUN again, with every hyperbolic metal cliché you can think of that makes them the epitome of everything that made late 80’s hair metal so awesome. If S.O.D. is thrash metal with a generous side of hilarity, then STEEL PANTHER is quite obviously their hair metal counterpart.

Find out what happened “three or four days later…after the crying stopped”, discover which Slayer song is considered their “ballad”, understand why it’s healthy and fun to maintain the silliness of your youth as you get older and JOIN US as we celebrate 6 years of metal and nonsense by going deep INSIDE THE METAL of a band that blends hair metal and nonsense together on a level that our inner 8th grader would have greatly appreciated with the kings of L.A. hair metal absurdity, STEEL PANTHER.

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Show Notes:

(00:01): Happy 6th anniversary to #MetalNerderyPodcast!!! / #NakedGunRemake / “That was when he was trippin’ balls…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Did y’all ever used to do #OlanMills when you were little?” / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #SceptreBrewingArts #Mastodon #SickleAndPeace / “Carpety for a 4.6ABV…”/ “It’s one HUGE load…”/ #Mastodon SICKLE AND PEACE (Hushed And Grim – 2021) / “Fuck yeah, dude…WIZARDS!!!” / “Thank you to Russell for the burps…”

(09:00): “We do…do we?” / ***EMAIL US AT [email protected] SOCIAL MEDIA US AT #Instagram #Facebook #YouTube #TikTok at #metalnerderypodcast or VOICEMAIL US at 980-666-8182!!!*** / #SlayerOfTheEpisode WAR ENSEMBLE (Seasons In The Abyss – 1990) / #SlayerReflections / “I was a little disappointed…”/ “You think Spill The Blood was their ballad?” / #RussellsReflections

(15:52): #PatreonShoutOut ***JOIN US on the Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / #ThankYou / “If you wanna raw dog it…yeah…”/ #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  STEEL PANTHER – INSIDE THE METAL / NOTE:  the word was cliché / “They’re like the meme of metal…they’re the epitome of 80’s excess…the hyperbole of #hairmetal”/ Some backstory regarding the history of #SteelPanther aka #MetalSkool aka #MetalShop aka #DangerKitty / “The reason I cut my hair…was for two dudes?” / “Ladies and gentlemen, Meatloaf is here!” / “Three or four days later after the crying stopped…”/ “They’re like the #hairmetal version of #SOD…” / “Free cocoin?” / #PlatinumPocketPussyMelter 

(27:07): Feel The Steel – 2009 / DEATH TO ALL BUT METAL / “I wanna bang a cheerleader now…”/ FAT GIRL (THAR SHE BLOWS) / “The music sounds so legit…”/ ASIAN HOOKER (LIVE) / “It takes so little…I’m still a teenager sometimes…”

(35:07): Balls Out – 2011/ “Play the ballad real quick…”/ IF YOU REALLY REALLY LOVE ME / “Do you think girls in general just don’t like…”/ I LIKE DRUGS / “It’s got all the #cokelines…”/ WEENIE RIDE / “They should have got him for the #MotleyCrue reunion…”

(40:34): All You Can Eat – 2014 / “The way it opens…” / “I kinda can’t believe we haven’t done this sooner…”/ PUSSYWHIPPED / FUCKING MY HEART IN THE ASS / “That’s just applicable across the board, really…you’re more beautiful when you sound like this…”/ “Think 80’s power ballad…”/ BUKKAKE TEARS / “It’s so serious…but not…”/ “Do y’all care to guess what that stands for?” / B.V.S. 

(49:00): Lower The Bar – 2017 / “I think that was always my favorite Cheap Trick song…”/ “I’m sorry, make that a button and #markthetime…”/ “Too many people don’t understand that, because a date can be…”/ GOIN’ IN THE BACKDOOR / “We could do that…that could be #SoomDicle…”/ POONTANG BOOMERANG / “That’s such a rip-off…”/ “I don’t know why I always go the long way around to get to that…”/ WASTED TOO MUCH TIME / “They’re writing hit riffs…”/ PUSSY AIN’T FREE 

(56:40): “Pull up the ‘Steel Panther Roasts Zakk Wylde’…” / #ZakkWyldeRoast / “It was weird, but we were listening to #JudasPriest…”/ “Maybe check out the Dee Snider one…”/ #DeeSniderRoast #Revolver / #TheGuyFromFirehouse / “I think we’re in the homestretch at this point…”

(1:03:40): Heavy Metal Rules – 2019 / “What do you think based on titles alone?” / ALL I WANNA DO IS FUCK (MYSELF TONIGHT) / HEAVY METAL RULES / “Gene Simmons said it…”/ GODS OF PUSSY / “That was pre-plague…”

(1:09:01): On The Prowl – 2023 / “How many references do you think there’s gonna be to 1987?” / 1987 / “I like the melodies and the music…they found all the cliches…”/ “Before we leave, I’ve gotta know what Magical Vagina is like…” / MAGICAL VAGINA / “That’s a perfect way to close it out…”/ “Age is a bitch, isn’t it?” / “That’s only 17 years away…I remember 17 years ago…I remember being 17…”/ #RussellsReflectionsSteelPantherEdition / “We keep getting skipped…but we get all the good hip-hop shows…”/ #DirtySouth / “It’s said in a million rap songs…”/ “What does that mean?” / THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!!/ “They’re definitely a band of moments…and the videos make it better, too…”/ #untilthenext #DoomsiclePreview #outroreel