An AI Army girl. War with Iran. The oil crisis. Afroman wins his day in court. 

https://www.euronews.com/culture/2026/03/17/meet-jessica-foster-the-viral-onlyfans-ai-fooling-millions-of-maga-fans

https://www.npr.org/2026/03/19/nx-s1-5753563/afroman-lemon-pound-cake-trial 

https://giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/actions/redeem/9248ebd9-a96d-450e-96b8-2a3ef740b150 

https://archive.ph/RLDUv 

https://www.cnn.com/world/live-news/iran-war-us-israel-trump-03-20-26?post-id=cmmzikyj50000356tysjbi7o4

https://www.jpost.com/international/article-890725

https://www.politico.com/news/2026/03/16/man-charged-planting-bombs-capitol-trump-pardon-00831086

https://aje.news/9wi9du