“I like feet, bro…”

Whether it’s the “spooky kabuki KISS” face paint of the 70’s, the “ultra gloves of shame glam KISS” from the 80’s, or the black metal corpse paint of the modern day, MAKE-UP has been a part of rock and metal across a multitude of decades and genres that not only made for a superior stage show but also helped homely looking metal heads look and feel more attractive and confident. 

It’s time to take care of the “nut breath”, pretty up the “front gunt”, and manicure the “gash” before you slip on those “acid washed jeans” and head out the door. 

Discover who was NOT “an official KISS character”, learn how to streamline your vacuuming schedule, and prepare to JOIN US on the most double entendre laden podcast in metal “where dreams can come true” with MAKE-UP IN METAL.

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Show Notes:

(00:01): “I had a dream the other night…”/ “Can you stop talking for a minute?”/ “You and my wife should get together and just tell each other about all your fucking dreams…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “So…back to the dream thing…”/ “Wait I thought dreams meant nothing…” / “That’s a warning, dude…even though they don’t mean anything…”/ “I always dreamed I’d be in middle management…” / #dreamscancometrue

(08:45): ***JOIN US on #YouTube #Facebook #Instagram #TikTok at #metalnerderypodcast and EMAIL US at [email protected] and VOICEMAIL US at 980-666-8182!!!*** / #pissingpostASMR / “You know what I hear? It’s the #glovesofshame…” / “It tastes like fruit juice for adults…with drugs in it…”/ ***PATREON SHOUTOUT!!!*** JOIN US on the Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / “Sorry, my dreams of #misogyny were coming true…”/ #drumphil / “I almost wonder if we should up the ante…” / “He’s still alive, dude…”/ “I’m gonna mention it…”/ #RussellsReflectionsKillTonyEdition / “So he’s the Greta Van Fleet of Mitch Hedberg…”/ #RussellsReflectionsStillGoingEdition

(21:47): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  MAKE-UP IN METAL / “Is there a #transmetal possibly?” / #Kimdracula or #KimDracula / “It sounds like every other 60’s song…”/ “Remember when he was getting his butt eaten in that movie?” / “He’s got the bone…he’s got a bone on his face…”/ “Makeup, with any artist, has always evolved…”/ #SpookyKabuki / “Dildo man…the golden dildo…”/ “He was like #Zorro…he wasn’t #Starman…”/ #AliceCooper UNDER MY WHEELS (Killer – 1971) / “He’s got #nutbreath now, I can smell it…” / #TheDeclineOfWesternCivilization #TheMetalYears

(32:32): “It’s kinda like the hot chick you knew in high school…”/ #frontgunt / “If I were to play a #KISS song…”/ “I feel like Destroyer is more like KISS’s Load era…”/ “Zero coke lines…shocking…”/ SHE & PARASITE (Alive! – 1975) / “I don’t like that song…”/ “I feel like you’re just relieved this part is over…” / “What about bands like The Sweet?”/ NOTE: The Sweet and Sweet are the same band / “All the guys that are banging super-hot women…”/ #gash / “Of all the crazy shit we’ve said…dude, you just made my dreams come true…” / “Is that the only KISS song you like?” / “I don’t think #dildoman was an official KISS character…”

(44:56): “They wore the jorts…”/ #TwistedSister UNDER THE BLADE (Under The Blade – 1982) / “Let’s go with #Misfits…chronologically they would be next…” / SKULLS (Walk Among Us – 1982) & LAST CARESS (Beware – 1980) / “I never really heard of them before #Metallica…” / #RussellsReflectionsOffTopicASMR / “I would say this guy’s next…it’s Temu #KingDiamond…” / ***Check out our #MercyfulFate #DeathMatch *** / NUNS HAVE NO FUN (Mercyful Fate – 1982) 

(56:30): “I heard a wheeze…”/ “They went from scary makeup to glam makeup…that was the beginning of #Poison…”/ “He walks out there with a big turkey leg…” / #MotleyCrue PIECE OF YOUR ACTION (Too Fast For Love – 1981) / “Can we skip to the guitar solo?” / “So after Crue…” / #Cinderella SHAKE ME (Night Songs – 1986) / #TomKeiferASMR / “They had some eyeliner…they weren’t all Poison’d out…”/ #SpookyBukkake #BukkakeKabuki #SpookyKabukiBukkake / NOTE:  Other than Sean Yseult, no one else in White Zombie wore makeup… / “If I was a woman…” / “How does Ozzy do this all the time?” / #mascara & #eyeliner / “I would fuck me…” / “They made ‘em different back then…”/ #annualvacuuming / #WhiteZombie GRINDHOUSE (A GO-GO) (La Sexorcisto: Devil Music Volume One – 1992) / “Oh excuse me…how often does your wife vacuum?” 

(1:12:20): “I don’t wanna rush through this…” / ***Check out our Shock Rock episode*** / “I’m curious to know the songs on that…”/ “Rock and Roll Brother…” / #MarilynManson THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE (Antichrist Superstar – 1996) / “Sorry Andrew Schulz…”/ “You know what I hate worse is when they say…”/ “Have you seen the back album cover of Show No Mercy?” / #shownomorrissey / “Here’s the weird thing about makeup…”/ “She don’t have like toe fingers or anything…” / “I like feet, bro…”/ “Y’know what, out of fairness, to end the show…” / NOTE: we did play this before, and we’ve also got a #Ghost episode you can check out / “It sounds like crispy chainsaws…”/ LACHRYMA & SATANIZED (Skeleta – 2025) / “There is something inside me…” / “A fidget?” / THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / #untilthenext #outroreel