Topic Lords

317. This Bass Line Stinks (Non-Derogatory)


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Lords:

  • Danny
    • https://linktr.ee/dannyBstyleband
    • Josh
      • https://www.bonusstage.ca/
      • Vitor
        • https://vitoramado.framer.website/
        • Topics:

          • Games you love that nobody else knows exist
          • I keep losing my sunglasses. How do I fix this?
          • Homebrewing
          • When did Bush stop hiding the facts??
          • Mad Girl's Love Song by Sylvia Plath
            • https://allpoetry.com/mad-girl%27s-love-song
            • I didn't actually have four poems in mind that made me say oh shit but skimming the list, this could be them:
            • https://www.tumblr.com/ailbey/750880084257374208
            • https://cih.ucsd.edu/sites/cih.ucsd.edu/files/cfm/When%20I%20am%20among%20the%20Trees%20by%20Mary%20Oliver.pdf
            • https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Do_Not_Stand_at_My_Grave_and_Weep
            • https://nextworldover.tumblr.com/post/705362430786748416/guooey-a-psalm-for-the-wild-built-becky
            • Microtopics

              • Video game music man.
              • Playing a guitar part that someone else wrote by clicking with a mouse.
              • A very fun interesting exercise that you appreciate.
              • Bass dives.
              • Playing bass with extra fingers.
              • Walking into the luthier's workshop asking to pay them to put a whammy bar on a bass and they're like "fuck you, that's disgusting."
              • Harold Drumsman.
              • Tympanum Factotum.
              • Super Stardust vs. Super Rub-a-Dub.
              • The twin stick shooter you made all your bandmates play.
              • The most 1989 thing you've ever seen.
              • A lopsided castle shape drawn out of block characters.
              • Seeing a Lamborghini game and wondering "who would ever play that??"
              • Modding modern-resolution models and textures into an N64 game.
              • A game that looks like dogshit but with modern emulation it's extremely high resolution dogshit.
              • Impressing your dad at how good you are at the one video game he lets you play.
              • Hemiroids.
              • Art style becoming a monoculture more easily in small communities.
              • Dirty Dancing except Baby never dances again.
              • Phalanx. (The banjo game.)
              • The banjo player going inside the ship for the European box art.
              • Engineering Jones and the Time Thieves of DSPea.
              • Games that quiz you on what sorts of consulting services your company needs.
              • Finding a pair of crudely drawn breasts in a collection of Windows 3.1 icons on Uncle Dave's PC and thinking "Uncle Dave is into some weird shit."
              • Prescription sunglasses vs. Just For Fun sunglasses.
              • Doing something that makes you look funny and preparing a five minute angry rant to spit at anyone who looks at you funny.
              • Lacquering your eyes with a substance that darkens in the sunlight.
              • Lacquering your skin instead of wearing clothes.
              • Buying more and more expensive sunglasses until you stop losing them.
              • Pushing 32.
              • Being the mead guy and everyone sends you mead making videos.
              • Fermenting honey in the hot dog water.
              • Making a slurry of hot dogs and ethanol in the blender.
              • Letting honey sit in the closet until it becomes mead.
              • Putting mead in the beehive to give back to the community.
              • Giving all the hallucinogens to all the manufacturing insects to see if they make exciting new kinds of silk and honey.
              • Kirkland Signature Mead.
              • Going into an underground tavern in Sweden and eating boar and lingonberries.
              • Distilling and getting all the wrong -thanols.
              • Putting a couple shots of moonshine in a cup of Booster Juice.
              • Could potato pizza sprout more potato.
              • Have you ever heard a plant scream during a job interview?
              • There is no ethical consumption under life.
              • Connecting plants up to synthesizers.
              • The sound of two black holes colliding. (Bloop!)
              • Data Audializaion.
              • How Windows XP users discovered that bush hid the facts.
              • When did Bush get Microsoft to disable the "Bush hid the facts" Easter egg.
              • The mongoose is a common sight on the Earth.
              • The mongoose's shadow casts a faint glow upon the ancient tree.
              • Reading aloud and trying to understand what you're reading at the same time.
              • Cool as fuck yours truly uwu.
              • The four poems that made you say "oh shit."
              • Art that communicates ideas vs. art that communicates feelings.
              • Bonus stage.
              • Rock Band Karaoke.
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