Dannyhttps://linktr.ee/dannyBstylebandJoshhttps://www.bonusstage.ca/Vitorhttps://vitoramado.framer.website/Games you love that nobody else knows existI keep losing my sunglasses. How do I fix this?HomebrewingWhen did Bush stop hiding the facts??Mad Girl's Love Song by Sylvia Plathhttps://allpoetry.com/mad-girl%27s-love-songI didn't actually have four poems in mind that made me say oh shit but skimming the list, this could be them:https://www.tumblr.com/ailbey/750880084257374208https://cih.ucsd.edu/sites/cih.ucsd.edu/files/cfm/When%20I%20am%20among%20the%20Trees%20by%20Mary%20Oliver.pdfhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Do_Not_Stand_at_My_Grave_and_Weephttps://nextworldover.tumblr.com/post/705362430786748416/guooey-a-psalm-for-the-wild-built-beckyVideo game music man. Playing a guitar part that someone else wrote by clicking with a mouse.
A very fun interesting exercise that you appreciate. Bass dives.Playing bass with extra fingers. Walking into the luthier's workshop asking to pay them to put a whammy bar on a bass and they're like *fuck you, that's disgusting."Harold Drumsman.Tympanum Factotum.Super Stardust vs. Super Rub-a-Dub. The twin stick shooter you made all your bandmates play. The most 1989 thing you've ever seen. A lopsided castle shape drawn out of block characters. Seeing a Lamborghini game and wondering "who would ever play that??"Modding modern-resolution models and textures into an N64 game. A game that looks like dogshit but with modern emulation it's extremely high resolution dogshit.Impressing your dad at how good you are at the one video game he lets you play. Hemiroids.Art style becoming a monoculture more easily in small communities. Dirty Dancing except Baby never dances again. Phalanx. (The banjo game.)The banjo player going inside the ship for the European box art.Engineering Jones and the Time Thieves of DSPea.Games that quiz you on what sorts of consulting services your company needs. Finding a pair of crudely drawn breasts in a collection of Windows 3.1 icons on Uncle Dave's PC and thinking "Uncle Dave is into some weird shit."Prescription sunglasses vs. Just For Fun sunglasses.Doing something that makes you look funny and preparing a five minute angry rant to spit at anyone who looks at you funny. Lacquering your eyes with a substance that darkens in the sunlight. Lacquering your skin instead of wearing clothes. Buying more and more expensive sunglasses until you stop losing them.Pushing 32.Being the mead guy and everyone sends you mead making videos.Fermenting honey in the hot dog water.Making a slurry of hot dogs and ethanol in the blender. Letting honey sit in the closet until it becomes mead.Putting mead in the beehive to give back to the community. Giving all the hallucinogens to all the manufacturing insects to see if they make exciting new kinds of silk and honey.Kirkland Signature Mead. Going into an underground tavern in Sweden and eating boar and lingonberries.Distilling and getting all the wrong -thanols.Putting a couple shots of moonshine in a cup of Booster Juice.Could potato pizza sprout more potato.Have you ever heard a plant scream during a job interview?There is no ethical consumption under life.Connecting plants up to synthesizers. The sound of two black holes colliding. (Bloop!)Data Audializaion.How Windows XP users discovered that bush hid the facts.When did Bush get Microsoft to disable the "Bush hid the facts" Easter egg. The mongoose is a common sight on the Earth. The mongoose's shadow casts a faint glow upon the ancient tree. Reading aloud and trying to understand what you're reading at the same time. Cool as fuck yours truly uwu.The four poems that made you say "oh shit."Art that communicates ideas vs. art that communicates feelings. Bonus stage.Rock Band Karaoke.
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