“You can’t be funny if you’re happy all the time…”

1996 marked the time that The Super Bowl went Triple X, when Atlanta hosted the Summer Olympics, the United States national debt was a measly $5 Trillion, and the world of heavy metal continued its march forward, trudging past the brief grunge fad into darker, sludgier, and heavier waters. 

“Is this KISS?”

The thrash period of the early 90’s had already faded away as the grunge period came and went, and the overall vibe of metal was shifting to something even angrier and darker, with a veritable orgy of new metal subgenres popping up and coming online faster than OnlyFans accounts during the lockdowns of 2020, back when we were all just trying to “flatten the herd”.

“Now it’s just me and Wristina…she’s been by my side forever…she knows all the moves…”

Discover why having a “fistful of Jergens” is essential and why shampoo bottles should really come with a warning label. Get your holiday prime rib dinner properly roasted, get your state of consciousness properly toasted, and JOIN US as we look forward to 2026, a mere 30 years since THE YEAR IN METAL – 1996.

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Show Notes:

(00:01): “Hey…nice shot.” / Richard Patrick…Dick Pat…/ “It’s the holiday season…”/ “Squeege?” / “Dennis Leary…the comedian formerly known as Bill Hicks?” / “It’s the basis of what ended their friendship…”/ “You can’t be funny if you’re happy all the time…” /

“Other R-worded (you can say it, Trump’s president)…” / “All the words that are offensive, we’ll just pick a letter…to be 100% politically correct…”/ #politicallycorrect / “You don’t have to say ‘W-word’…” / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “It’d be like a trans-metal song…” / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “We’re all W words down here, man…”/ “But now it’s just me and Wristina…she’s been by my side forever…she knows all the moves…”/ “This hand…looks like it could use a fistful of Jergens…” / #shampoowarning

(07:57): ***SOCIAL MEDIA US at #metalnerderypodcast on #TikTok #YouTube #Instagram and #Facebook & EMAIL US at [email protected] (including your #Shittah!) & PATREON US at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / Patreon shoutout…/ “Thank you Trip6 for joining us…he’s the inspiration for the Angry Matt podcast…”/ YOU CAN GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL US AT 980-666-8182!!! / #RussellsWeddingReflections / “Is he a big #MAGMA person?”/ #ChateauElan / “Open bar is scary, dude…”/ #fivecoursemeal / “Fuck the food, dude…we’re getting’ hammered!”/ “How do you get your filet, sir?” / #primerib / “WTF is prime rib? I could never tell if it’s a roast, a steak, a steak-roast, or a roast-steak?” / “It’s generally not smoked, it’s roasted…”

(19:34): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  1996 – YEAR IN METAL / 

“The Year of Tool, Pantera…the Loads…”/ “Everytime I wanna hear a deep cut, Russell wants to go with the hit, and now, it’s the exact opposite…”/ #onmicburp / “I don’t know if you do that when you stroke…not like that…”/ #Overkill COLD HARD FACT / BATTLE (The Killing Kind) / “We’ve gotta do a dive on this at some point…”/ #Annihilator REFRESH THE DEMON (Refresh The Demon) 

(29:43): “That’s like their #GarageDays …”/ #Slayer GEMINI (Undisputed Attitude) / 

“Just don’t do that again…”/ “Have we ever played #IcedEarth on this podcast?”/ #IcedEarth I’D DIE FOR YOU (The Dark Saga) / “Is this KISS?”/ “That felt like a gloves of shame moment right there…”/ #Pantera DRAG THE WATERS (The Great Southern Trendkill) / “It’s just noise…that’s my least favorite…”/ “I don’t think we’ve ever played The Exploited on this show…”/ #TheExploited BEAT THE BASTARDS (Beat The Bastards)

(40:30): “I already pulled it up…how about…this one?”/ #Tool HOOKER WITH A PENIS (Ænima) / “Remember the two different album dives we did of this?”/ #Sepultura ROOTS BLOODY ROOTS (Roots) / “Is this like their Lick It Up?” / “How about some Life Is Peachy?”/ “We need to do a noise episode…” / #KoRn MR. ROGERS (Life Is Peachy) / “If it comes on sounding like #Queensryche I’m gonna laugh…”/ #Neurosis LOCUST STAR (Through Silver In Blood) / “Definitely atmospheric…” / #Assmopheric / #buttexhaust / 

“Technically if we eat cows, we’re also vegan, right? 

(50:55): “In terms of the album cover, relative to the first one…FAIL!”/ #RATM YEAR OF THA BOOMERANG (Evil Empire) / “Let’s play Burzum…I’m kidding…remember what that is?”/ 

“Saffonic noise…” / “I do sling my flagen dugen…”/ #Burzum (Filosofem) / “You gotta work a little harder to kill somebody with a hammer…”/ “He’s so shitty that R.E.M. must write all his songs for him…”/ A moment of #STP during Russell’s brief absence…/ #StoneTemplePilots AND SO I KNOW (Tiny Music…Songs from the Vatican Gift Shop) / #STPASMR / #markthetime / “How about some Acid Bath, actually?” / “And then…”/ #AcidBath PAEGAN LOVE SONG (Paegan Terrorism Tactics) 

(1:03:40): “How about a little Cannibal Corpse?” The first album featuring George “Corpsegrinder” Fisher on vocals… / “How about the #killeropener?” / #CannibalCorpse DEVOURED BY VERMIN (Vile) / “That’s good stuff…”/ “I feel like children smell like sadness…”/ “How about a little EyeHateGod?”/ #AI / “What an album cover that is?” / #EyeHateGod  DIXIE WHISKEY (Dopesick) / “That’s album number 3 for them, btw…”/ 

“What was the number 1 #Billboard hit song in 1996?”/ “You know…NOPE!”/ “Let’s end the show this way…”/ “You know what they’re doing? Reinventing the Metal…”/ THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / #untilthenext #outroreel #likesharesubscribe #happyholidays