Topic Lords

340. Too Young for Doom


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  • Matt
    • https://mtrop.net/
    • Cort
    • Topics:

      • Doom Modding and You
      • The Boston Marathon Stampede
      • This 1989 Shigeru Miyamoto quote. "When pornography escalates, it eventually crosses into the grotesque. I think the world of 'hidden secrets' in games has almost reached that same grotesque level. It's reached a point where it isn't measured by common sense anymore. It's just people getting bored and looking for stronger and stronger stimulation. We've hit a wall. When you're at the point where you have no choice but to go 'grotesque,' you have to start thinking of new ways to use the medium."
        • https://shmuplations.com/itoimiyamoto/
        • Dammit I'm Mad by Demetri Martin
          • https://www.reddit.com/r/Poetry/comments/zc6iic/poem_dammit_im_mad_by_demetri_martin/
          • Microtopics:

            • Plugging in the middle of someone else's topic.
            • Successfully comparing apples and oranges.
            • Waking extremely early to meet with someone in the wrong time zone.
            • Doing anything for 30 years.
            • What monsters do.
            • Making Doom mods before they figured out how to change the walls.
            • The Hacker's Guide to Doom, by Hank Leukart.
            • Anthropology of Doom modding.
            • Roots: the Evolution of Doom Level Design.
            • Demon of the Well.
            • People heralding the end of Doom modding before you even get started.
            • Megawads.
            • Where's All the Data?
            • Non-commercial Doom Source License.
            • Jokes that take thirty years to get.
            • The Vanilla Limitations of Doom.
            • Recreating your high school in Doom, which was okay at the time but stopped being okay several years later.
            • Dividing eras at a pinching point.
            • People who are opposed to doors.
            • Relaxed-Limit Source Ports.
            • The Stand-Alone Project Era.
            • DeHackEd patching the binary.
            • Various sources of value you might get from modding Doom.
            • Mark Z. Danielewski commenting on MyHouse.wad.
            • Sonic Robo Blast 2.
            • Falling Away Floors.
            • Taking certain features and mushing them together into a new thing.
            • Back when Doom rules the LAN parties.
            • What you played on your Mac instead of Doom.
            • A hardware mod that added looking up and down to Doom via a cardboard window that you can slide around the monitor.
            • Making a Beeline for the Bungie Booth.
            • A crowd of shifty eyed gamers waiting to sprint across the show floor full of unsuspecting exhibitors setting up booths.
            • An okay one of those if you're into that sort of thing.
            • Drinkable Cheeseburgers.
            • Finishing the tutorial and quitting Marathon (2026) forever so that you can brag about your100% extraction rate.
            • Doing non-euclidean architecture in your Marathon maps.
            • Adding portals to the Doom engine.
            • The three stages of development that every medium goes through.
            • Paying the shareware fee to get your registered copy of WinBolo and/or LinBolo.
            • The point when you have no choice but to Go Grotesque.
            • Miyamoto quotes that modern-day Nintendo would never allow to escape containment.
            • A completely constructed, untrue memory of how you played The Legend of Zelda.
            • Miyamoto foretelling in 1989 that grotesque secrets in video games will lead directly to the cat hair mustache puzzle and kill adventure games.
            • Slaughter-mappy.
            • Hell Keep and the Fortress of Mystery.
            • The one place in the Doom episode they can force a constrained-ammo puzzle.
            • I rise; my bed on a sun.
            • Rats peed on hope.
            • Deified as a sign in ruby ash.
            • Making a computer watch every episode of Seinfeld.
            • Guided Markov.
            • Writing a poem from both ends at the same time.
            • Saying the moon is anything and squeezing a poem out of it.
            • Doom mods where you can pull down the console.
            • Porting ZZT to the Doom engine and vice versa.
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