My report shows that the Inquisitorial band have a plan and are preparing for a race! Eli (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) was ordered to teach Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) poetry, Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) sourced a horse for House Van Houten, and Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) found herself an excellent black market horse but couldn’t find a black market ship! Will she have any luck purchasing one from House Bolonsong? Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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