Valerie Miller survived her first night of being hunted by her father. She fled into town and begged for sanctuary at her grandparents’ house, only to be rejected and driven back. But that night was just the first of the new normal, and with no one to rely on, Valerie realized she would have to dedicate her time to learning more about the world outside her home and she prepared for her escape. Eventually she lured her father into a trap and set out on her own. 

Featuring our Storyteller Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) alongside Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt), Del Borovic (@deltastic) and Guy Bradford (@GuyBradford).

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As Valerie Miller approached her teenage years, the theoretical dangers became terrifyingly real. After a pivotal argument with her grandparents, her father returned from a mission with the mutilated bodies of Rick and Maria, revealing that they hadn’t been fast or strong enough. Valerie’s training became even more rigorous, until her 13th birthday, when Tom told her that in order to prepare her for the real threats, he would now hunt her at night. How will Valerie survive until sunrise? 

Featuring our Storyteller Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) alongside Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt), Del Borovic (@deltastic) and Laura Hamstra (@lauraehamstra).

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Young Valerie Miller continued learning to fight and survive under the tutelage of her father and his friends, adding in firearm training with Maria. At 10 years old, she began to comprehend the dangers in the world as the adults shared some of their more somber memories and her father reinforced the grave importance of teaching her to defend herself. Valerie tried to assure him that she wouldn’t let him get hurt, but what match is a child against the demons in the dark? 

Featuring our Storyteller Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) alongside Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt), Del Borovic (@deltastic) and Laura Hamstra (@lauraehamstra).

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In the 1960s, 8-year-old Valerie Miller was pulled out of school and brought to live with her father, Tom Miller, an anti-government ex-soldier and survivalist who lived off the grid. Wanting Valerie to be able to fend for herself, he began teaching her survival skills and brought in his friend, Rick, to instruct her in hand-to-hand combat. What new skills and alternative philosophies will Valerie learn as she turns 9 years old? 

Featuring our Storyteller Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) alongside Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt), Del Borovic (@deltastic) and Laura Hamstra (@lauraehamstra).

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After the violent events that facilitated a change of regime, the town of New Haven is hopefully on its way to a more equitable future for its citizens. The coterie’s success, however, came at a heavy cost for some, and leads us to wonder how one such as Val Miller come to be so resilient. Find out now as we delve into Val’s unconventional childhood and return to the World of Darkness.

Featuring our Storyteller Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) alongside Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt), Del Borovic (@deltastic) and Laura Hamstra (@lauraehamstra).

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Now that you’ve heard the first two episodes of “Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up” - make sure to check out the rest of the series!

On Youtube: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLqfSLDny7bKooPXShVVwF_0LKFI9GDtUB&si=AKcUw140sE5uuzqc

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Our Hallmark Heroes - the conflicted Holly Ringer, her big city boyfriend Johnny Evans, her small town friend Patricia "Trish" Kaek and her former flame Cole Mississippi - are shocked when the town of Hallmark is assaulted by the forces of Polaris Rome, international terrorist for hire. Can they escape the tree lighting ceremony, or will they fall into the hands of his army of madmen (and women) [and they/thems]?!

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Our Cast:
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Holly Ringer - Del Borovic
Cole Mississippi - Guy Bradford
Patricia Kaek - Pam Sparrow
Johnny Evans - Josh Halbot

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Holly Ringer is returning to the town of Hallmark after her mother's death, meets her best friend Patty Kaek, reconnects with her high-school crush Cole Mississippi, and is surprised by her celebrity boyfriend Johnny Evans before the Chestnut Festival begins with a tree-lighting ceremony none of them will ever forget.
 

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Our Cast:
Game Master - Ryan LaPlante
Holly Ringer - Del Borovic
Cole Mississippi - Guy Bradford
Patricia Kaek - Pam Sparrow
Johnny Evans - Josh Halbot

Our Crew:
Editor - Ryan LaPlante
Sound Editor - Laura Hamstra

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We’re giving you the chance to hear the first two episodes of our amazing holiday special mini-series “Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up” - if you enjoy it, follow the rest of the series!

On Youtube: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLqfSLDny7bKooPXShVVwF_0LKFI9GDtUB&si=AKcUw140sE5uuzqc

On Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6oHtBMayQyD5J79TGXwbyF?si=8a598a1f8e6b4911

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Canada by Night Season 4 will be kicking off on December 17. In the meantime, we hope you enjoy this 4-part one-shot, “The Case of the Alberta Mansquito”, set in the world of the Vampire the Masquerade podcast series, Canada by Night. In this out-of-canon adventure, Val, Everett and Barty are summoned to help solve a mystery outside of New Haven when the mysterious "Alberta Man-squito" calls upon them to save two "sexy teens." What will happen when the sheriff's department has to join forces with Rod Toadman and his put-upon companion Mia Evans? (Episode 2 of 4)

This arc was produced by Jason Obrock and Lora Shanks and features Storyteller Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), and players Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt), Del Borovic (@deltastic), Jason Obrock, and Lora Shanks.

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