Blood & Syrup: A Vampire the Masquerade Podcast

Welcome to One Shots, a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice podcast where professional voiceover actors and improvisers tackle one-shot stories created in a variety of hit RPGs. I’m your host DJ One Shot 2.0, and I’m here to welcome you to “Camarilla Crossover”, a journey into Vampire the Masquerade featuring two different coteries working together. This arc features Storyteller Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), and players, Laura Hamstra (@lauraehamstra), Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt), Del Borovic (@deltastic), Clare Blackwood (@clareblackwood), Kerri Petrie/Squishywerewolf, Cody Monkman/SharkTeeth, Matthew Urban/Urbonov, and Will Banner/TableTopRoles.. Will 8 different vampires survive working together? Nobody knows, ‘cuz it’s One Shots: Camarilla Crossover - Episode 2.

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Welcome to One Shots, a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice podcast where professional voiceover actors and improvisers tackle one-shot stories created in a variety of hit RPGs. I’m your host DJ One Shot 2.0, and I’m here to welcome you to “Camarilla Crossover”, a journey into Vampire the Masquerade featuring two different coteries working together. This arc features Storyteller Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), and players, Laura Hamstra (@lauraehamstra), Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt), Del Borovic (@deltastic), Clare Blackwood (@clareblackwood), Kerri Petrie/Squishywerewolf, Cody Monkman/SharkTeeth, Matthew Urban/Urbonov, and Will Banner/TableTopRoles.. Will 8 different vampires survive working together? Nobody knows, ‘cuz it’s One Shots: Camarilla Crossover - Episode 2.

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Welcome to One Shots, a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice podcast where professional voiceover actors and improvisers tackle one-shot stories created in a variety of hit RPGs. I’m your host DJ One Shot 2.0, and I’m here to welcome you to “Camarilla Crossover”, a journey into Vampire the Masquerade featuring two different coteries working together. This arc features Storyteller Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), and players, Laura Hamstra (@lauraehamstra), Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt), Del Borovic (@deltastic), Clare Blackwood (@clareblackwood), Kerri Petrie/Squishywerewolf, Cody Monkman/SharkTeeth, Matthew Urban/Urbonov, and Will Banner/TableTopRoles.. Will 8 different vampires survive working together? Nobody knows, ‘cuz it’s One Shots: Camarilla Crossover - Episode 2.

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Welcome to One Shots, a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice podcast where professional voiceover actors and improvisers tackle one-shot stories created in a variety of hit RPGs. I’m your host DJ One Shot 2.0, and I’m here to welcome you to “Camarilla Crossover”, a journey into Vampire the Masquerade featuring two different coteries working together. This arc features Storyteller Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), and players, Laura Hamstra (@lauraehamstra), Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt), Del Borovic (@deltastic), Clare Blackwood (@clareblackwood), Kerri Petrie/Squishywerewolf, Cody Monkman/SharkTeeth, Matthew Urban/Urbonov, and Will Banner/TableTopRoles.. Will 8 different vampires survive working together? Nobody knows, ‘cuz it’s One Shots: Camarilla Crossover - Episode 1.

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Due to some scheduling challenges, we'll be taking this week off. We'll be back next week, but in the meantime, please enjoy our "Monster of the Week" miniseries: HACK N SLASH!

HACK N SLASH is a four-part improvised comedic mini-series featuring Ryan LaPlante as the Keeper, Del Borovic as Shadow Lady, and three new voices: Josh Halbot as Bloody Mark, Kevin Hanna as Tailspin, and Pam Sparrow as Dr. Belladonna. This “Monster of the Week” adventure features four monsters who find out they’re being replaced by upgraded versions of themselves and must fight to stay alive.​

Find more episodes on Spotify (https://open.spotify.com/show/34Jzh4podb6kBMw2uQmXCK?si=cd2d31fadf3c4ad9), or by searching for Dumb-Dumbs & Dice wherever you listen to podcasts.

We’re thrilled for HACK N SLASH to be our first series completely recorded in our new production studio in Toronto, Canada. If you love horror movies, monsters and the Halloween season, this series is full of deep-cut references you'll love while still being accessible for people who are here for jokes. 

 

Episodes of HACK N SLASH will stream on our Twitch channel (https://www.twitch.tv/dumbdumbdice) every Friday night in October 2023 at 9pm ET, with video-on-demand episodes launching on YouTube and Spotify the following week. Members of the cast will also join the stream in a watch party during the premiere.​

 

Not a fan of the horror genre? Our cast includes lifelong horror fans as well as performers who listed Ernest Scared Stupid as their favorite horror film - so there's something here for everyone.​

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Under orders from the Prince to expose one of the clan leaders as Lilith, the coterie ran out of alternatives, and Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) reluctantly executed the least impactful option: Fabienne Lacroix. Doris (Clare Blackwood, @clareblackwood) and Evangeline (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) then left to get fresh eyes on the grim scene at the recreation centre, and Val (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and the sheriff arrived at the Malkavian to gather more intel about the Right Hand’s activities. But can they salvage their relationship with newly-elected clan leader Sam Buttwise? Featuring our Storyteller Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante).

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Outside, Doris (Clare Blackwood, @clareblackwood) faced the reporters, fell into a hunger compulsion, and fed off of Hubert Charles, all of which was captured on video and posted, before fleeing to her attic. Evangeline (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) tried to get Vinlynn Von Kindred on side, Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) finally headed to the hospital to heal his wounds, and Val (Del Borovic, @deltastic) discussed the drawbacks of becoming a vampire with a suspiciously curious Teddy. How will the coterie regain control of New Haven with the Right Hand on the loose? Featuring our Storyteller Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante).

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With Lilith’s Right Hand at large, the coterie deliberated their next steps. Doris (Clare Blackwood, @clareblackwood) relayed the prophesied danger surrounding the Val Miller Family Protection Building, Val (Del Borovic, @deltastic) confirmed that the building’s security measures were intact, Evangeline (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) remained afraid and uncertain of how to best protect everyone, and Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) consulted with Barty about whether diablerizing the Right Hand would be a viable option. Until then, can Doris make it through a press conference? Featuring our Storyteller Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante).

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Despite the coterie’s desperate efforts, the Right Hand escaped. Val (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Evangeline (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) lost his trail in a parking lot and realized he’d disappeared further into town, Doris (Clare Blackwood, @clareblackwood) tasted his spilt blood and confirmed that he had diablerized other elder vampires, the highest crime, and Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was berated by the Prince, who decided—without evidence—that Lilith must be disguised as another clan leader. Does Doris’s latest tarot reading prophesy the demise of the dayshift? Featuring our Storyteller Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante).

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