Our heroes are on their way to change spells! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) changed into Grandpa Warwick who now believes he’s names Vaultsy, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) attempted to lead negotiations before he couldn’t get anyone’s names right, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) prepared to negotiate with the lizardfolk. But can these heroes find the allies they need to defeat Caustilancer? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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Our heroes are on their way to hunt a dragon! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) addressed the travelling adventurers and narrowly avoided burning down the market, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was offering Pegasus rides before being sent on their quest, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) exchanged barbs with Fallonmeyer Pinkblossom. But can these heroes survive the hunt for a dragon? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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Our heroes have taken bad voice potions and are going about their days! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) had a very challenging negotiation with wrestling promoters, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) is taking Will on a tour of Assguardian careers, and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) visited Krendan and planned their shared address to the Hall of Heroes. What could possibly go wrong for those two addressing a raucous crowd? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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Cormium Planteer has been granted sanctuary! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was proud of his grotesque preparations, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) managed to connect with Cormium despite being angry at his friends, and after the interrogation Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) turned into Echo to play Blood Games. What could possible happen next in Assguard? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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Our heroes are bringing Butthole to see Cormium Planteer! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) unknowingly turned his room into a magical Sanctuary, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) had a break through with Cormium during their talk, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) used his potions and masks to hide everything charming about Cormium from Butthole. But what will happen when the prisoner talks with the king? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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Our heroes are struggling with the Cormium problem! King Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) visited Krendan who agreed to found the Ass Guard, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) became Juniper and quickly lost patience with Cormium Planteer, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) bided his time waiting for Juniper to get even angrier. But what does Cormium really want to say to Butthole? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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Our heroes are sorting out their various plans within Assguard! King Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) welcomed yet another hero to the nation before heading to see Krendan, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) made a new friend to share his love of nature with, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) collected the tool he needed to disarm Cormium Planteer. But what Planteer based dangers lie around the next corner? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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Cormium Planteer has been imprisoned and strangers are arriving to help Assguard! King Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was delighted to discover heroes from across the world were coming to the city, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) wanted to be absolutely sure Cormium Planteer wouldn’t be mistreated, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) got Reginald to secure the prisoner. Who will show up in Assguard next? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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Cormium Planteer has taken sanctuary in Assguard! King Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was equal parts worried and excited about falling for the handsome rogue, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) is worried about the prisoner’s boredom while they determine if he’s a threat, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) couldn’t believe jailing someone is a big deal. Will Cormium turn out to be friend or foe? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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Captain Planteer is back and up to no good! King Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) is respectful of legal repercussions but the Butthammer wants to go to war, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) found Cormium Planteer asking for sanctuary outside the city walls, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) consulted with Anyn about this new international threat. Can Assguard afford to help Cormium escape the Captain? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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