The amount of raccoon rage is barely containable as the girls dumpster dive into the unfair ELEVEN-DAY HONEYMOON that has Top Ramen and Robyn breakdancing into the sun and surf as THREE WHOLE OTHER WIVES -- who only ever got to take ROAD TRIPS FOR HONEYMOONS -- stay salty back on the couch, spitting venom and jealousy into the blank Mormon void.

Moving onto Plathville, the girls watch in horror as Barry makes his final transition into full-on robotic form as he bee boop bops around the kitchen sizing up a tall, strapping Jamaican who is more likely than not thoroughly boning his sweating, pirouetting, drunk-driving wife.

Come forth and feast upon the trash, fellow raccoons!

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