Not the hero we needed, but the one we deserved. This week, Nathan and Ryan go on adventures of gastronomical proportions. Ryan takes a swig of the elusive Peepsi, while Nathan does his best to avoid eating avian organs. The two take a deep dive into nutritional labels as they discuss the hottest new superhero on the block.

Shorter episode this week, so hopefully you can savor it more than some jams out there on the market right now. This week, Nathan runs into a National Treasure in the flesh (more or less), while Ryan gets to feel like one thanks to a peculiar dating site. Something's smelling a little fishy with that one, but don't worry, Ryan's got it covered.

The Lanky Boys are poised to tackle the field of STEM from all angles. Nathan and Ryan begin by discussing the merits and nutrient content of color-based vegetables. Ryan speaks on his dissatisfaction with both artificial intelligence and an arduous meteorological experience. Nathan, on the other hand, takes to conducting some admirable scientific experiments and even gets a second lesson in the dangers of internet phishing scams.

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EPISODE 38 TIMESTAMPS 

(00:00) - Color Equals Nutrients 

(02:32) - Memory Error 

(04:34) - Unsettling Bing 

(13:08) - Snow Day 

(27:07) - People's City Smash House 

(32:03) - Uncle Nathan 

(35:57) - Scientific Research 

(51:33) - Fool Me Twice 

(1:05:04) - Outro 

(1:05:48) - Keeping the Doctor Away

What's in a name? Perhaps a number. This week, the Lanky Boys recount their Super Bowl experiences, discuss haunted house business opportunities, and agree on their philosophy for decorations. Ryan also acts as Nathan's stand-in therapist in diagnosing some underlying misconceptions.

This episode is like refreshment for your ears. This week, the Lanky Boys return to the study room to record an episode almost as electric as a gymnastics competition. Tune in to hear about the return of the corn suit, updates on Nathan's identity crisis, and flag football. Ryan feels self-conscious about his grocery purchasing activity, but in the end the two agree: you shouldn't care so much about what people think about you.

Episode so good, call it "podcast buono." With the first week of classes in the books, Matthew and Ryan struggle picking up theirs. In addition to schoolwork, the two begin their foray into investigative journalism with the hot topic of scooters, and Ryan goes crazy for a radio ad. The Lanky Boys also team up to create their lists of order of operations for morning routines.

EPISODE 35 TIMESTAMPS

THE LANKY BOYS ARE BACK. In person, that is. So eat it up while you can. Nathan has made it back to Lincoln, but not before hanging with the sibs. Ryan, meanwhile, is truly a changed man and is ready to learn this semester. In between getting ready for the semester, the Lanky Boys discuss two defining topics of our time: board games and raisins.

Listen up, ya bulbheads. You say "3AM," and we'll stop the manufacturing of this podcast immediately. The Lanky Boys turn into a pair of business moguls this episode, revolutionizing both the advertising and search-and-rescue industries. Share this episode with your doctor friends to help diagnose Nathan's laughter issues. After all, his safety is the podcast's top priority.

After a rough start to the year last week, the Lanky Boys give their official public apology and seek the assistance of an Australian minor for help getting things back on track. Ryan and Nathan delve into all things auto, with discussions on motion sickness, sick motions, bumper car trauma, and GPS errors.

New Year, New Lanky Boys. Kicking off the New Year, Ryan tries to right his sleep schedule wrongs to limited success as Nathan goes on the road (and stays on it). From weddings to graduation, this episode is nothing short of ceremonial.