Explosions. Space. Explosions in space. Michael Bay goes all America all over everybody's ass, while simultaneusly telling us that astronauts are not capable of learning how to operate a drill. Join us as we stretch a 90 minute movie premise into a 2 and a half hour problem. It's Armageddon.

This week the guys face their darkest fears in this schlocky B-movie stuffed to the gills with some really silly spiders. Brace yourself for Eight Legged Freaks!

Describe the most bad-ass character you can think of... i'll give you a moment.

Did you come up with a bald, mumbling dude with cat eyes? 

Of course you did.

It's Pitch Black!

It's a movie with the name of a sequel that is actually the first movie in the franchise. Whew! I'm already tired, and I haven't even started watching this craziness yet!

John Rambo is a Vietnam vet, back when that was pretty much the worst thing you could be(no, really). He just wants a sandwich, but the local law wants..........FIRST BLOOD.

This week, the guys face the movie that made most of them say "I guess I don't actually like this franchise, just those two first ones"

in a film as bad as its predecessor was good, we take a look at what happens when you drive a fim series into the ground.