It's time for another sponsored episode! this time, our buddy William, who you may remember from about 85% of the emails we receive, has tasked us with watching the Rodney Dangerfield vehicle, Ladybugs.

How will the guys handle such a woke topic about equal rights for girls?

Explosions. Space. Explosions in space. Michael Bay goes all America all over everybody's ass, while simultaneusly telling us that astronauts are not capable of learning how to operate a drill. Join us as we stretch a 90 minute movie premise into a 2 and a half hour problem. It's Armageddon.

This week the guys face their darkest fears in this schlocky B-movie stuffed to the gills with some really silly spiders. Brace yourself for Eight Legged Freaks!

Describe the most bad-ass character you can think of... i'll give you a moment.

Did you come up with a bald, mumbling dude with cat eyes? 

Of course you did.

It's Pitch Black!