If the 80's and uh... 80's have taught me anything, it is that the part 2 of any franchise is gonna be a banger. Empire. Aliens. Judgement Day(not 80's, but adjacent) 

So now we follow up the "classic" "super hero" "movie" with Superman 2!

We can't wait.

The year is 1985. Tom Cruise is still in diapers. Tim Curry is in 90lbs of red makeup. A talented team of wranglers is hot gluing a horn to a horse's face.

Does that sound crazy to you? Well, you have no freaking clue.

Join us for Legend!

Nick Cage. But not Crazy Nick Cage.

Sean Bean. But not Dying Sean Bean.

Harvey Keitel and Jon Voight, but not scary...

I guess you get the idea. It's a bunch of actors known for stuff that they just don't bring to the table here.

Does it work? Let's find out.

Not to be confused with "How to DRAIN Your Dragon", a very, very different film.

Either way, the guys enjoy a lighthearted romp through a not awful movie.

No, this is no an April Fool's prank, at least, not on purpose. 

This week, the Guys watch 'Bright', the Netflix Will Smith vehicle about racist Larpers, or something.

It's great. Find out how great!

#netflix #bright #willsmith

Finally, a live-action adaptation of one of the anime's of all time, The Guyver!

Mark Hamill stars as the bio-boosted...wait, what?... he's not?... why is he on the poster?

...Uh, ok. sorry folks. So, some no name dork struggles to act his way through this cosplay nightmare.

have fun!

#guyver #markhamill

What with the new Marvel film sweeping theaters, we take a look at an older gem, featuring none other than Nick Cage! 

It's gonna be GREAT.

#marvel #mcu #ghostrider

The Guys head to Metropolis to visit the first entry in the "modern superhero" movies. Join us as we learn if men can really fly, and if Brando can read his lines off of a diaper.

#dc #superheroes #superman

Ring in the new year with a classic tale of misfit kids being taught by a misfit adult. Let's hit the ice with the Ducks!

Ho Ho Holy Sh*T this movie...

This holiday season, the Guys embrace the void with Laurel and Hardy, a 20-something in old man makeup, some unholy pig creatures, and of course, a monkey stuffed into a Mickey Mouse costume.

Merry Christmas!