Hey, all. What's up... 

So yeah, we watched the first Star Trek Movie, and we are all just really tired. 

Enjoy a heaping helping of whatever the hell this was!

VEGR!!!!

Watered-down martial arts. Played-out buddy cop themes. Incoherent yelling. RUSH HOUR.

Everybody needs a vacation at some time or another, and what better place to go than Mars?! 

There's no air, there's a bunch of goopy mutants, and let's not forget the constant threat of a crazy street shootout!

Sign me up!

Our good buddy Arnold decides he needs to leave his boring life married to a very thirsty Sharon Stone to go play detective for a bunch of melting weirdos.

Why not.

Join us for Total Recall!

Do you like cartoons?

Do you like cartoons that are 2 hours long?

Do you like cartoons that are 2 hours long, but are not anime?

Do you like cartoons that are 2 hours long, are not anime, and are not actually cartoons, but are real people acting like cartoon characters?

GOOD. HERE'S THIS.

Guys, if your friends don't believe you have a real web shooter, you need to get some new friends.

Don't give in to bullying about Spider-tech.

Uh, also, we watch the animated Spider-man movie. ;-)

Ah, yes. It makes perfect sense. Dark. Gothic. Just a little silly. Tim Burton, the master of Tim Burton films, is back, this time, with a bunch of celebrities in monkey costumes. At least there is a bunch of goofy wire work.

yay!?

If the 80's and uh... 80's have taught me anything, it is that the part 2 of any franchise is gonna be a banger. Empire. Aliens. Judgement Day(not 80's, but adjacent) 

So now we follow up the "classic" "super hero" "movie" with Superman 2!

We can't wait.

The year is 1985. Tom Cruise is still in diapers. Tim Curry is in 90lbs of red makeup. A talented team of wranglers is hot gluing a horn to a horse's face.

Does that sound crazy to you? Well, you have no freaking clue.

Join us for Legend!

Nick Cage. But not Crazy Nick Cage.

Sean Bean. But not Dying Sean Bean.

Harvey Keitel and Jon Voight, but not scary...

I guess you get the idea. It's a bunch of actors known for stuff that they just don't bring to the table here.

Does it work? Let's find out.

Not to be confused with "How to DRAIN Your Dragon", a very, very different film.

Either way, the guys enjoy a lighthearted romp through a not awful movie.