Young Guns 2. It's basically the "Grown Ups 2" for the 80's. Get all them new blood actors together, and let them play cowboys and go "pew pew" at each other. What's not to love?

Imagine if you will, a found footage movie starring Godzilla. 

Sounds pretty cool, right? 

Now, instead of fighting other monsters, or stomping around the city, the film focuses on a bunch of douchebags having teen drama, and the big monster is basically a shaved bat with lice.

Maybe it'll win over the guys...

Guys, let's be honest - who among us HASN'T tried to make a girlfriend out of our computers? Our boys Gary and Wyatt certainly do, and it works! sort of. Join us as we watch a thirsty Mary Poppins try and get some high schoolers laid...

Weird Science!

In our latest sponsored episode, we answer the burning question - what if blind and plants? Join us as the world burns, salt shaker just out of reach.

In a world of shenanigans, horseplay and tomfoolery comes a film about the worst of all - Monkey Shines.

Don't worry, this movie has everything you could want. Monkeys. Drugs. Banging while monkeys watch. and of course, irredeemable morons as protagonists.

Join us, won't you?

Sometimes, dead IS, in fact, better. Hot on the heels of Meteor Man comes another story about a bunch of absolutely inept human beings, seemingly going out of their way to make the exact wrong decision.

Join us as we are baffled about why a doctor with a toddler would not fence off his yard when he lives next to a murder highway!

The hero's journey. We all know it. The biggest coward in town, basically sucks at everything, convinces the neighborhood kids to run away from problems. A freak accident leaves him with amazing new powers, with which he can help his community, and humanity as a whole. But instead he remains a complete coward and sucks so much, they kick his ass out of town.

Meteor Man is the story of a man wasting an amazing cast, and pretty much his career.

enjoy!

"So, you have a movie for me?"

"yes, sir, I do. Imagine we take a football player, dress him like the Terminator and highlander had a deformed baby."

"Deformed babies are TIGHT"

"Uh... well, anyway, he's the hero, an undercover cop, and he's taking on a biker gang"

"Amazing! So how does he defeat this biker gang and save the day?"

"Well, he pretty much screws everything up and the biker gang basically wins in the end."

"Shut up and take my money!"

Enjoy Stone Cold, y'all!

before Alien vs Predator, there was... Gary Busey vs Predator. An argument could be made that its basically the same thing, but this one also features a Danny Glover, and he is not ready for BS from either side.

Join our band of ugly mofos and strap in for PREDATOR 2!!!!!!

#predator #alien #danny glover #gary busey #bill paxton #sequel

Hail to the king, baby!

This episode, the Guys check out the classic Sam Raimi Evil Dead sequel. How does one of the most quotable films hold up?

Join us for swords, sorcery, and so many skeleton puppets!