Remember when Sam Raimi was all "I'ma make a spoodermin film" and we were all like, "what no way?!" And he did, and it was a pretty good spoodermin. 

Well, it's time for a bunch of 40-somethings to pick at it!

In the future, gladiatorial combat will decide who gets the goods around here. Enter our hero, a tall, thin man trained to fight by a reject from the star wars holiday special. Also, you got some Star Trek DS9 in there, too.

The spookiest time of year is upon us once again, and what could be more spooky than Gary Busey fighting a Furry?

From the mind of mindless drivel master Stephen King comes a novelette - turned feature film about a kid in a rocket chair and his drunk uncle, and a sister that everyone hates for no reason whatsoever! Thanks, Steve!

Anyhow, grab a fistful of fun size and have a chill, meaningful and positive Halloween with us! 

What can really be said about this film that hasn't already? How about that it caused one of our team to expel his dinner? 

Yeah, that probably isn't worth bringing up(get it?).

Anyway, join us for a meaningful and robust journey into the mind of Neil Breen!

Young Guns 2. It's basically the "Grown Ups 2" for the 80's. Get all them new blood actors together, and let them play cowboys and go "pew pew" at each other. What's not to love?

Imagine if you will, a found footage movie starring Godzilla. 

Sounds pretty cool, right? 

Now, instead of fighting other monsters, or stomping around the city, the film focuses on a bunch of douchebags having teen drama, and the big monster is basically a shaved bat with lice.

Maybe it'll win over the guys...

Guys, let's be honest - who among us HASN'T tried to make a girlfriend out of our computers? Our boys Gary and Wyatt certainly do, and it works! sort of. Join us as we watch a thirsty Mary Poppins try and get some high schoolers laid...

Weird Science!

In our latest sponsored episode, we answer the burning question - what if blind and plants? Join us as the world burns, salt shaker just out of reach.

In a world of shenanigans, horseplay and tomfoolery comes a film about the worst of all - Monkey Shines.

Don't worry, this movie has everything you could want. Monkeys. Drugs. Banging while monkeys watch. and of course, irredeemable morons as protagonists.

Join us, won't you?

Sometimes, dead IS, in fact, better. Hot on the heels of Meteor Man comes another story about a bunch of absolutely inept human beings, seemingly going out of their way to make the exact wrong decision.

Join us as we are baffled about why a doctor with a toddler would not fence off his yard when he lives next to a murder highway!