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An epic tale of cats, toothpaste, and an ill-timed jump into the sink. Plus two bonus cat stories!<img src="https://feedpress.me/link/9710/5547389.gif" height="1" width="1"/>

The cat upon whose head I spat An epic tale of cats, toothpaste, and an ill-timed jump into the sink. Plus two bonus cat stories!

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An epic tale of cats, toothpaste, and an ill-timed jump into the sink. Plus two bonus cat stories!

4: The Time I Spit Toothpaste on My Cat's Head

First-person stories from Unconsoleable host and IT professional Jessica Dennis. She thinks of these as &quot;dumb stories about my dumb life,&quot; told at least once a month.

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First-person stories from Unconsoleable host and IT professional Jessica Dennis. She thinks of these as "dumb stories about my dumb life," told at least once a month.

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