After this episode, we are free of the gaslighting hostage-taking of TUDUM, and into the pure fun of sexy fun Bridgerton episodes. Bridgermom is throwing the debut ball of the season for the very first time, picking up the torch from a (possibly retiring???) Lady Danbury. The Queen now has direct access to Pen/Whistledown and is struggling to find a main character for her dating season, but — here's a friggin' shock — what about…a Bridgerton?

Bridgermom is struggling with Benny's wild lifestyle and refusal to grow up, but after some dude smoochin' he finds his way to the ball, and to possibly the most intriguing woman he's ever met: a silver ingenue who we think is GREAT!

This season appears to ask a question that's been on all of our minds: what if Cinderella…f**ked? And it seems like, God-willing, we might just find out.

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