Sex and the Cidiots

Welp, Mr. Pump is dead and it’s time to go to the funeral and a) mourn, if you’re a normal person, b) whine like a hangry toddler if you’re Adam or c) network for your now dead e-book if you’re Hannah. When God shuts a door on your e-book he opens a window for a real book in this case, at least until legal problems get in the way, and Hannah takes out her frustration on Caroline, leading to a possible end of the sibling roommate experiment. Marnie goes to Ray’s for some constructive criticism and a quick romantic (?) diversion, and Shosh finally gets a little sick of Jessa. Welcome to the club, Big Sho!

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Adam’s got an unwanted, surprise guest in this episod of “Girls,” and it’s the absolutely wild Gabby Hoffman! His disaster of a sister shows up and gets an invite to Hannah’s 25th birthday party which features Hannah’s parents dancing, an unwanted duet from party organizer Marnie, an awkward Shosh/Ray reunion, a bar fight with poor man’s Anderson Cooper, and brief appearances by a bunch of side characters. We get the worst music video of all time, which is actually so bad it’s great, and a genuinely terrifying, pantsless finale.

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In the Season 3 premiere, Hannah’s back on track with her both her book and Adam, and things are going great — until Natalia and Amy Schumer see the man who ghosted, and give him a hall-of-fame level smackdown at Grumpy’s. Shosh is on a type-A, well-planned sexual rumspringa, Marnie is living with her mom and still spiraling about a Charlie breakup, and oh yeah, Jessa’s back. Well, after ruining everyone’s lives in rehab for a while, at least.

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Well this episode was unpleasant to watch! There’s an iconic musical performance at a party by Marnie, and everything else is even harder to watch, somehow — Hannah’s physical self-destruction, to both butt and ear, as she flips out about her book — and Adam’s really rough fall off the wagon and into some problematic-to-bad sex with his nice new girlfriend. Also, there’s Shosh getting the ick from everything Ray does, and a cameo from Amy Schumer.

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Hey, have you ever watched Girls and been like, “why does Jessa suck so much?” Well, wonder no longer! This episode takes a trip upstate to meet her dad (Ben Mendelsohn!) and his wife (Rosanna Arquette!!), a couple of stone cold weirdos who eat nothing but rabbit and do basically nothing. Hannah has a sexcapade with a goofy high schooler in a turtleneck, we do some whippets, and Jessa bails, but probably not for good.

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In this memorable departure of a Girls episode, it’s only one “girl” — Hannah — as she follows Joshua/Josh (Patrick Wilson) home to admit she’s been using his trash can, then bones him silly for two days, passes out in his fancy shower, and considers a new life for herself. It’s a DIVISIVE episode, and we’re glad to bring it to ALL the Sex and the Cidiots listeners. Alternating Girls eps appear here, while EVERY episode appears on Patreon.com/KevinAndJon.

New cast member alert! Rosie O’Donnell announced she will play “Mary” on the 3rd season of “And Just Like That,” and we popped on to talk about that, our predictions and hopes for her character, and what we know about the next season.

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Hannah gets a freelance job from everyone’s favorite edgy website, JazzHate (think VICE/Buzzfeed) and decides to see what a night on cocaine is all about. Elijah joins her on her journey which they really seem to enjoy, after grabbing cocaine from Laird (the great Jon Glaser), the former junkie who lives downstairs. Booth Jonathan returns to show Marnie his art, apartment, and confusing dirty talk, and the Elijah/Marnie hookup is finally revealed to Hannah. 

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We begin with some updates from Sex and the City / And Just Like That world: Karen Pittman aka Nya Wallace has joined Che in leaving the show before season 3, leaving us only a Seema & TLDR departure from forming a little show called "Sex and The City." We also talk about the media's weird obsession with Gen Z seeing SATC for the first time on Netflix before getting into: Girls season 2 Premiere!

In this episode, Hannah begins by boning Donald Glover, and ends with a rough conversation with broken-legged sad Adam. Marnie goes from saging her house to rid it of Ray, to a Ray makeout sesh at a party. Marnie gets downsized finds herself in a low spot, a sex-with-a-gay-guy spot, and then a very familiar spot. Jessa shows up to be an a-hole for like two minutes, and boom, we're off and running with season 2.

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This is SO S.A.T.C., says our Shosh, as the gals go to a book release party for an annoying college friend played by Jenny Slate. Hannah’s writing rival is having success which drives her crazy enough so that she takes almost the literal first step towards being a writer, and goes to a reading held by her favorite college teacher (played by Michael Imperioli — the guest stars on this show, A+). Jessa gets herself read by Katherine, who tries unsuccessfully to re-hire her in spite of her pathetic husband, and Shosh signs up for online dating in a scene that had us wanting to see more — literally, anything more! In the end, we have a big selfish-off between Marnie and Hannah, where somehow, everyone manages to be more wrong than right.

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