This week, we start the saga of a man who truly seemed to be cursed in his younger life, only to end up in some of the luckiest circumstances ever achieved by a human. As he child, he hunted through the neighborhood, looking to stab the man who tried to kill his sister. We also talk about his outrageous contract, love of gunplay, horniness towards Oprah, and seeming inability to take insult in stride, instead he fights people in public. A crazy start to a wild tale!!

Have both of your sisters die from AIDS, have a seemingly unhealthy obsession with Danny Aiello, and almost kill Wayne Chrebet with a hand cannon with Jayson Williams!!

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