Rare meat raves. Pick and mix mince raffles. Room temperature offal sermons. Pig gristle quinceañeras. They all have one thing in common: they are ground zero for the aching bone rot known only as gout. Log's got it, and he's here to send us on a special quest to track down and gargle his favourite offcuts.

Then. THEN. Steve tries to understand the recent Gamestop stock news. And Joe uses state of the art CGI to digitally insert himself into a classic feature from the archives. Stay safe out there.